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my dead goth son and his friendly neighborhood personified concept of insanity
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this is. literally fanon martin. like holy shit
bro manipulated so well he convinced the fandom too
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happy Jon Sims and cats day to those who celebrate <3
if you saw me post this earlier no you didn’t (i had to make a lil edit to the drawing)
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The juxtaposition between tma's first avatar being Jane Prentiss, an overall serious and tragic character and tmagp's first avatar being fucking Mr. Bonzo
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“I think I’m done with Magnus stuff” Sam, my brother in christ, this is called the Magnus Protocol and we are at episode twelve. You may be done with magnus stuff, but magnus stuff is not done with you
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"breakfast" a tma s5 animation thing
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dawg can't even fry me an egg in this eyeconomy
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"breakfast" a tma s5 animation thing
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dawg can't even fry me an egg in this eyeconomy
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pathetic gwen this, wet cat colin that. no one is talking about how pathetic and cringefail alice is. girlypop shows the tiniest amount of vulnerability and immediately covers it up with the most obnoxious joke she could come up with.
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Yeah, sure I’ll keep drawing Gerry and I’ll be so normal about it
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Alice would be a horrible archivist. Just negative eye vibes going on. Alice gets stalked by a mysterious person or thing with no clue what it is and she heads to work and agrees to be walked home, as any normal person should. Sasha would show up three days late to work with an unbelievable story about how she cornered and confronted the thing.
John would have already been kidnapped by now.
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the thing that kills me about Martin putting tapes on the buried coffin is that he accepts Jon’s non-humanity more than Jon himself does. Jon’s still trying to believe that he’s human so much that he tries to bring himself back with his physical body, even though he’s been freely using it as collateral for years by this point. But Martin sees Jon, knows that his tie to the Eye is stronger than his tie to his body and loves him enough to bring him back anyways. S4 is WILD dude
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⚠️ ATTENTION MAGNUS FANS ⚠️
whatever TMA or TMAGP thoughts/art/fics you're posting this week, please tag them magnussy to take the piss out of Alex
context under the cut lmao
For those of you who (wisely) aren't on The Twit, Alex has recently, whether by mistake or design, posted about Magnussy
Conveniently, he's about to be offline for a week so your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to get Magnussy trending on Tumblr — Martyn liked my reply too, so I'm taking that as official Rusty Quill endorsement 😂
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