a woman holding her boob should be considered a neutral pensive gesture like when a man scratches his beard

they should do an MMO where everyone is a shapeshifter and you can go live with animal herds in the wild if you want for a time but you are never entirely one of them, noting that the wild animal npcs partake in behaviors with or make calls to one another that you may not understand the logic of but can try to learn to repeat the musical cadence of. this is true of even the human npcs, whose musical language is the most intricate and complex to learn of all and who will ostracize you readily if you do not use it properly. other players are not marked as players and there is no chat feature. as an elk you may not know if the wolf chasing you is an npc or another player who does not know the same of you, and there is no chat. maybe the players would develop a sort of musical cadence to identify other shifters. no one would like this game and it would not be fun. but i would like it

I swear some people will act like taxidermists are skinning animals alive

A tiger recently died in a famous zoo in my country, and people are up in arms about the zoo's decision to taxidermy it for research and educational purposes

The alternative is chopping it up and burning it in a furnace but I guess that's "What the tiger would have wanted"

The tiger never talked to you or me or anyone, but I guess acting emotional about a corpse puts you on higher moral ground and that means you know the tiger better than anyone who actually took care of or researched it

"The tiger wouldn't have wanted-" No. You don't want this. You're projecting.

Edit: Apparently people are not only planning a rally against this tiger's taxidermy, but harrassing the taxidermist in charge. This is bullshit.

I’m getting strong enough to kill you all

Jurassic Park is happening right now but sadly it's with shitty dogs and not dinosaurs

"at least" is a great phrase. at the bare minimum its not all bad. at the very bare minimum there is something good. at least its a nice day out. at least i said hello. at least i ate. at least i slept. at least the sun is still in the sky. at least at least at least at least

A cartoon from 1914 that could have been written today

pros: it would most likely vastly improve my life in a multitude of ways

cons: might get scared

we poke fun but the hat genuinely makes the egg more handsome and alluring

fuck you (runs your cast iron pan through a dishwasher cycle)

some guy: erm when they find your bones in 2000 years they will see gender of guy

scientist creature in the year 20.000 finding my bones in a pile of bricks: Ah! A skeletonian! An old world beast! Eureka to that

“he would not fucking say that” but you ever be looking at fanart and suddenly its “he would not fucking have abs”

“Why did God create the appendix? So that surgeons don’t go hungry.”

— A surgeon

mutual did not see the post i reblogged specifically for them. 13 dead, 65 injured.