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the-cabaret-gay · 5 years

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given the news about leah on the offbeat

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the-cabaret-gay · 5 years

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Waiter: What can I get you?

Simon: Can I get a milkshake with two straws, please?

Bram, blushing: Aww, Si-

Simon, putting both straws in his mouth: Watch how fast I can fucking drink this.

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the-cabaret-gay · 5 years

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me: :(

spierfeld: hey

me: :)

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the-cabaret-gay · 5 years

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is it healthy to be sincerely emotionally attached to a teaser trailer? because, like, do u ever rewatch the first ever love simon trailer with that walk the moon song and end up swinging ur arms around and mouthing every word of the voice over and tearing up because u still remember exactly how u felt when it was released and u watched it every day for a month? no?

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the-cabaret-gay · 5 years

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Bram: I wrote a note telling Simon how I feel.

Garrett: That’s progress!

Bram: I tore it up and flushed it.

Garrett: …

Garrett: Still progress!

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the-cabaret-gay · 5 years

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Bram missed an opportunity to come out to Simon with Eiffel 65 - Blue (Da Ba Dee)

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the-cabaret-gay · 5 years

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Bram: I love you, Si.

Simon, holding back tears: That’s gay

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the-cabaret-gay · 5 years

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Garrett: Babe, you kinda suck at basketball.

Cal: Well, you suck at being polite, sir.

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the-cabaret-gay · 5 years

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Garrett: Is there another word for horny but not in a sexual way.

Garrett: Like i’m horny for halloween but i don’t wanna fuck a pumpkin.

Nick: …… do you mean excited.

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the-cabaret-gay · 5 years

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Literally anyone: Bram-

Simon:

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the-cabaret-gay · 5 years

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Simon: Hey Abby, I like your top.

Leah: I have a name.

Simon: *internal gay screaming*

#MLDSKNDKSL #i've seen the streets you're walking down #as i fall in line

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the-cabaret-gay · 5 years

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“Yeah, I have a double major in gay and stupid.”

- Simon Spier

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the-cabaret-gay · 5 years

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yeah I am rewatching love simon for the 18th time and what about it

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the-cabaret-gay · 6 years

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i'm gay and my glasses are dirty

reblog if you’re gay and your glasses are dirty

#im gay and my glasses are dirty #i've seen the streets you're walking down #i don't want your way i want mine

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the-cabaret-gay · 6 years

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BIGGEST MOOD

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the-cabaret-gay · 6 years

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ok but

Simon people, we don’t talk enough about how Abraham Louis Greenfeld dragged his BFF to the school play three (3) times, just because his crush had a (NON-SPEAKING) role in it.

Like, I get that you’re really into this guy, but dude, you are a mess. Have some modicum of chill.

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the-cabaret-gay · 6 years

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THE LATE SHOW w/ STEPHEN COLBERT - 2018.05.07

Jim Parsons talking about the movie “Love, Simon”.

#no music and we can talk about anything #as i fall in line #i've seen the streets you're walking down

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