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the-blair-bitch · 4 years
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Holy shit
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the humiliating ordeal of being a star wars fan
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TOMORROW IS HALLOWEEN!!!
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the optician prescribing me new glasses
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the-blair-bitch · 5 years
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Chapter 2
I eat alone a lot more.
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the-blair-bitch · 5 years
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Chapter 1
My life is falling apart right before my eyes but I'm fine.
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the-blair-bitch · 5 years
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October is tomorrow..... if any vampires wanna..... y'know, hit me up? I'm willing to getting married immediately. Contact me by randomly pinning me up against a wall in a library and draining all of my blood.
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the-blair-bitch · 5 years
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No gay has all 5:
- A job
- Good relationship with father
- Neurotypical brain
- Ability to top
- Driver’s license
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the-blair-bitch · 5 years
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Broke:
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Woke:
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bitches on tumblr be like “op im gonna steal ur ankles!!” good luck chewing through my ankle monitor LOL
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*seductively slips into existential melancholy*
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Ripley’s I guess I believe it
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Go sharty, it’s your squirt day
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every time i read “straight people” i automatically picture the pixies from fairly odd parents
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