who up experiencing divine madness

"Ah, Legion politicking. Always so petty and amusing."

He pauses.

"You did what to my Legion?"

*drinks a glass of sparkly grape juice* "Today is the aniversary of the day my plotting got an entire Word Bearers host sent to the Basilica of Torments. Getting those who were Kor Phaeron supporters to turn a blind eye while I killed the First Acolyte who was a follower of Erebus was a piece of cake. The fight left me badly wounded. Still worth it, though. The 35th host's suffering was delicious."

"We are not genociding people. We are, largely, working to the eventual benefit of all soulbound creatures, and the Imperium, in their narrow-mindedness, takes exception with that. So we have to fight them on occasion."

"Am I mentioning the needless sacrifice, Aurelius?"

"Am I mentioning the needless sacrifice, Aurelius?"

"You are correct. Which is why purposeful sacrifices are, as the kids would say, very based and Truthpilled."

"You are correct. Which is why purposeful sacrifices are, as the kids would say, very based and Truthpilled."

" I am going to say the hottest take in the 42nd Millennium... and that is needless sacrifice is what the ancient Terrans would call, cringe. "

"How did you even get here, anyway? Did you just phase in through the iron in the walls?"

(Returns with a bottle of custom-distilled tequila)

You... are both... insane.

"I'll have you know some of the best revelations can come to you while high. Just look at Aurelius, he's feeling transcendent right now."

(Returns with a bottle of custom-distilled tequila)

You... are both... insane.

"Oh and now Peturabo is here. Wonderful. Amazing."

"Also, no."

(Returns with a bottle of custom-distilled tequila)

You... are both... insane.

"He's on his way to true enlightenment now." He snickers and relaxes against the wall, slowly becoming a pile of Warpish nonsense.

"I got the blessing of Slaanesh somehow."

My poor little traumatized meow meow who was groomed and mistreated by two separate shitty father figures

"Yes. I do not see how that affects your being here."

(Returns with a bottle of custom-distilled tequila)

You... are both... insane.

"I will have to see if you can be allowed to have some of this. It is made for those who are adept in the ways of the Primordial Truth."

"By the Void, what is going on over there?"

"My dear Custodian friend."

"Have you ever tried a mild hallucinogenic before?"

"By the Void, what is going on over there?"

"Yes, which is why they loathe you, and if I were not helping our wonderful brother on his path to enlightenment, I would have smote you already.

"Now. Please. We're trying to vibe. You are ruining the vibe. Shoo."

(Returns with a bottle of custom-distilled tequila)

You... are both... insane.

"I praised ONE false god. The Pantheon are real, and they hate you, and Aurelius she's being MEAN TO ME."

(Returns with a bottle of custom-distilled tequila)

You... are both... insane.

>:(

"Aurelius Tlatia is being mean about the gods again."

(Returns with a bottle of custom-distilled tequila)

You... are both... insane.

"You know what we call that where I'm from?"

"A skill issue."

(Returns with a bottle of custom-distilled tequila)

You... are both... insane.