We’ve done some extensive magical scans and his brains seem to have been replaced with lime jello molded to the shape of a brain

Good gender-neutral way to start a church talk: "Greetings, fellow humans."

okay can we just like. this is my favorite piece of mormon art. I’m obsessed with this. I fixate on it. tag yourself

four minutes until my break is over so here are some quick gencof predictions:

Baja blast is banned from being used as water in sacrament meeting. no context is given.

temple in Norfolk or Virginia Beach, VA, USA

Bee symbology is brought back, especially in reference to our stewardship over the Earth as God's creation

Deseret Alphabet to be taught in seminary

a Chick fila gets put in the MTC cafeteria

3 organ guys at once

LOL get booped, idiots

what are boops if not a laying on of hands

Happy Easter to all who celebrate! Postcard from my collection, 1902.

hi everyone i hope you dont mind if i

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together we are refilling lake boopeville

anyway we apologize in advance for anyone we accidentally don't boop/boop too many times in a row

what are boops if not a laying on of hands

what are boops if not a laying on of hands

*professional wrestling announcer voice* and it looks like it's all over folks. The power team up of Sin and Death has won and the crowd is not happy about it. And, yep, S&D are strutting around the ring, taunting the crowd. Just bad sportsman in my opin-Wait...do you hear..what is that? Is that theme music? Who's song is that? Wait.. is that? It couldn't be! It is! JESUS CHRIST! IT'S THE SON OF GOD! WE ALL THOUGHT HE WAS TAKEN OUT BY PONTIUS P. PILOT THANKS TO THAT SURPRISE BETRAYAL BY JUDAS, BUT HE'S BACK! HE'S ON THE TOP ROPE! AND HE! LOOKS! PISSED!

Easter Sunday Doodles 3/31/24

The Lamb of God Conquers Sin and Death

It's that time again

UNHINGED GENERAL CONFERENCE PREDICTIONS

The reason we bought the Kirtland Temple was because it can, with any 4 other temples, become a giant fighting robot (Kirtland forms the head, obviously)

The Community of Christ didn't need it anymore because their Spiral temple is now ready to launch as a fully operational space lazer.

We're gonna start doing Monks now. Kung Fu Monks, Illuminated Manuscripts Monks, Singing Monks, the whole thing.

We're also doing Nuns now, but only lesbian cowboy nuns. Gotta ease into that.

The resurrection starts halfway through the Saturday evening session, but it starts with J. Golden Kimball who hops up to the podium and just stars cussing people out.

Sunday doodle 3/24/24

I’ve done sci-fi missionaries, so I wanted to try fantasy world missionaries.

for example

bishopric is asleep, post moderately unhinged sacrament meeting program cover images

bishopric is asleep, post moderately unhinged sacrament meeting program cover images