Eating a girl out with tatted thighs is fine dining in an art gallery
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The more highly educated you are, the more likely you are to suffer from delusions of being highly intelligent. – Michael Lipsey
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You don’t know how many people broke their controller/keyboard/mouse because of you.
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me after loosening up on the routine that keeps me functioning as a person: why am I not functioning as a person
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