Mutuals I love you all very much but I swear to god some of you are actually scrolling through the queer discourse tag

i wish that people were more accepting of the fact that not everyone's "core being" or whatever you want to call it will line up perfectly with a label. some people use labels that match their feelings 100% some will use labels that mostly of kind of fit. some will use a label but only to get people to stop asking about it. some use no labels. etc. labels are just tools that we use to describe our unique + indescribable experiences and feelings, and they tend to work pretty well, but it isn't 100% effective. this is what it means to not sort people into boxes

Gonna give myself a super cool mech suit and none of you can stop me

i hate when i send someone a meme in another language and they're like "uhm... translate? 😒" fucker i sent you a meme where 90% of the words have an english cognate and/or you don't need to know what they're saying to find it funny. can you at least TRY

Please please please please please I'm begging some of you to learn that strong woman ≠ feminist story

white people walk in front of this and a trapdoor immediately opens up dropping them into the Rancor pit

Please please please please please I'm begging some of you to learn that strong woman ≠ feminist story

Going to a local burger joint is like entering a weird comedy sketch on its own.

Very distraught over this. Need to look up March 7th, Sparkle, and all the Landaus later. And Dr Ratio.

My coworker Mike just started cracking up. Informed us someone was trying to make a test Outlook group at work and seems to have accidentally made it a real Outlook group.

Everyone added to the group is named Mike.

Creator of the group isn’t online yet but the Mikes are coming online in droves.

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NO RANDOM TUMBLR USER DON'T FOLLOW ME FOR MY ART

person who takes the majority of hits for their team, not because they're necessarily more durable than the rest of them, but because they think they deserve it more