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He/they | Pansexual | go by Pigeon or Jay | I am over 18 | Jellyfish clueless and Squishy | Icon by @godteri-takk
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She'll fuck me if I cook good enough I know it
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i have a number of emotions, including: cowboy, lesbian, halloween, unconscious, 70s soft rock, pure unbridled rage, void, i’m dying squirtle, and pull the trigger piglet
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me: chat what do we think
the angel and devil on my shoulders: can you not call us that please
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oh youre a lesbian couple? which one of you is doubt, mystery and the night and which one of you is of summer, conviction and the sun?
unrelated question: if one of you were corrupted would you try to corrupt the other? completely unrelated. btw.
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Take the test
You can only do 12 options in a poll so if you tie choose which one you prefer???
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Quite possibly the funniest shit I have ever seen in my life
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My three girlfriends.
And yes, they smoke weed.
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Gallery of hermits with weird setups. (As shortlisted by Mumbo)
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Hertella Auto Kaffeemachine. This Dash-Mounted Coffee Maker Is Likely the Rarest Volkswagen Accessory.
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wow i would not say this in front of anyone i know publically or even in a private chat let me post it on tumblr where the same friends and also thousands of strangers will see it
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Hey girl are you Wyoming because there is no one in you
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Me: damn this situation I'm in sure isn't ideal, what am I gonna do about this
Suicidal Ideation Man who lives in my brain: perhaps I have a suggestion ☝️🤓
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i'm a sleepy girl. not beating the sleepy girl allegations. sleeping it, girl style. when i'm in a sleepy girl competition and my opponent is me. straight up "sleeping it." and by "it," haha, well. let's justr say. she sleep on my girl until i
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Platypeace was never an option
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