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thatradfailure · 8 hours
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Sea turtle launches attacks on a scuba diver cleaning his tank only to be foiled time and time again.
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thatradfailure · 13 hours
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Hyena that was being SO cute at the Denver zoo yesterday!
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thatradfailure · 13 hours
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Why do people need subtitles to watch a show in English? I don't get it. What is wrong with the ears of young people?
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thatradfailure · 14 hours
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"Dominated, you snake!"
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thatradfailure · 15 hours
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not *quite* the same but you're givin' it what you got
text: Do you know what matza is? I know what mozzarella is
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thatradfailure · 18 hours
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thatradfailure · 18 hours
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Follow for the same picture of a rock every day
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thatradfailure · 23 hours
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Guys do u know that one meme where there's a girl and like a bodyguard (???) ordering drinks and the waiter give them the wrong drinks so they switch them on the last panel,???????? BECAUSE I C1NT FING IT^
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thatradfailure · 2 days
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I hate the “open floor plan” that everyone is obsessed with in houses now. I want nooks and crannies and bizarre floor plans. I don’t need to be able to see what someone is doing on the other side of the house. I want places to hide and lurk and dwell in the shadows. I am the beast who awaits in the labyrinth
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thatradfailure · 2 days
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I hate the “open floor plan” that everyone is obsessed with in houses now. I want nooks and crannies and bizarre floor plans. I don’t need to be able to see what someone is doing on the other side of the house. I want places to hide and lurk and dwell in the shadows. I am the beast who awaits in the labyrinth
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thatradfailure · 2 days
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c- columbo?
text: Oh, the man in the beige rain coat's charging me with murder
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Follow for the same picture of a rock every day
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thatradfailure · 2 days
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Two idiots decided that they weren't going anywhere in life and thought they should go to college to get ahead. The first goes in to see the counselor, who tells him to take Math, History, and Logic. 
"What's Logic?" the first idiot asks.
The professor answers by saying, "Let me give you an example."
"Do you own a weedeater?"
"I sure do."
"Then I can assume, using logic, that you have a yard," replied the professor.
"That's real good!"
The professor continues, "Logic will also tell me that since you have a yard, you also own a house."
Impressed, "Amazin!"
"And since you own a house, logic dictates that you have a wife."
"That's Betty Mae! This is incredible!" The idoit is obviously catching on.
"Finally, since you have a wife, logically I can assume that you are heterosexual," said the professor.
"You're absolutely right! Why that's the most fascinatin' thing I ever heard! I can't wait to take that logic class!!"
The idiot, proud of the new world opening up to him, walks back into the hallway, where his friend is still waiting.
"So what classes are ya takin'?" asks the friend.
"Math, History, and Logic!" he replies.
"What in tarnation is logic???" asked his friend.
"Let me give you an example. Do ya own a weedeater?" he asked.
"No," his friend replied.
"Gay."
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thatradfailure · 2 days
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I regret to inform you that Discord's new Terms of Service includes an arbitration clause. You can find it here https://discord.com/terms/#16. This clause includes an opt-out, which I have transcribed here:
You can decline this agreement to arbitrate by emailing an opt-out notice to [email protected] within 30 days of April 15, 2024 or when you first register your Discord account, whichever is later; otherwise, you shall be bound to arbitrate disputes in accordance with the terms of these paragraphs. If you opt out of these arbitration provisions, Discord also will not be bound by them.
These clauses are underhanded ways that corporations seek to deprive you of your right to participate in class-action lawsuits and your right to a jury trial. (This does only apply to us users ,other people still spread the word though )
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thatradfailure · 2 days
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Pyro 100% picks favorites :P also I hc that Pyro is actually GREAT at baking 💖🍰
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