by zeewipark
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*don't stop me now by queen plays as i lay bleeding to death in walmart*
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Might fuck around and never get my goddamn drivers license at this point the world is gonna end anyways
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Me doing literally anything at all: I would be the cutest wife…..
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Lizzo shut the VMAs down. The resta y’all can go home now. 👋🏽
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my favorite emotion is when someone does something kinda foolish and all you can say is “i love you” in response
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Domestic lesbianism is hot
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Bitches will say “gimme another kiss” after being kissed 84848284 times.. it’s me, I’m bitches
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in this house we love love and heart shaped things AND the moon
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when i say “i love you” it’s not out of habit, it’s to remind you that you’re the best thing that’s ever happened to me
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keep talking to me and we’re gonna end up like this
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i’m so glad the universe let me meet you
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wanna nap on your chest and listen to your heartbeat.
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why are there waiting lists for preschools!!! babies are so small!! 800 could fit in one room just stack them
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