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thatoneudguy · 6 hours
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[covered in blood] dont worry sam is in her 4 hour bath
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thatoneudguy · 6 hours
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE MOST INFLUENTIAL ALBUM OF THE MODERN AGE
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thatoneudguy · 8 hours
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You know I find it very weird when people make fun of trans men’s names and then it’s just …. Popular names.
Like woah a trans man named himself Oliver ?? Crazy. It’s almost as if it’s been in the top 100 popular boys names for the past 4 years or something.
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thatoneudguy · 10 hours
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Normalize going into people’s ask boxes and ask them random ass questions.
Tumblr used to be so much fun with all the asks (anonymous or otherwise), and we need to bring those back, especially now that we finally have a half-decent blocking feature in place.
Ask people things! Message them! Don’t let tumblr inbox die! It’s one of the features that made tumblr tumblr.
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thatoneudguy · 10 hours
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new favorite meme
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Pray for my mothers they're really going through it
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thatoneudguy · 10 hours
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thatoneudguy · 10 hours
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female protagonists will literally go through 30 life altering traumas at the age of 16 and you ppl still have the audacity to call them annoying bc they cry about it and act like teenage girls
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Thank you so much for the second installment of Chrashley cable car shenanigans - I loved it just as much as the first one! I apologise if this is asking too much, but if you're willing to indulge me once again, could I get a third and final part to this little saga? We have the setup and the smooch, so how about the aftermath? The revelation that they've been pining for each other for AGES and the sheer disbelief and joy they feel... that's my favourite element of Chrashley stories. Exquisite!
(where we last left our intrepid heros dorks...)
When the reality of the situation sunk in - really sank in - and his brain caught up with the rest of his nerve endings, his face burned so hot that he, uh, sort of regretted all the layers he was wearing. Ashley had kissed him (him, of all people!); it hadn't been an anxious little peck either, much less an accidental brush against his cheek, it had been a kiss, a real kiss, and maybe it was corny, but suddenly there was a kind of magic there in the air of the cable car, and -
And suddenly the speakers were crackling again.
"Well gooooood evening, lady and gentlenerd...I'm sure you're both wondering why I've gathered you here today - unless you've already caught on to my oh-so-subtle cues. I sure hope that isn't the case, though, because let me tell you, it's going to make the rest of this supervillain speech way less embarrassing than I was hoping it would be, and since I've been planning it since roughly...shit, when was it you two started getting all YA romance novel on me...oh, right, middle school, I've got a lot of dirty laundry I'm hoping to air out here."
Face burning even hotter then, Chris squeezed his eyes shut and groaned; he was shocked to find the magic had only barely fizzled, though, because no sooner had Josh begun his (horrible, terrible, absolutely monstrous) monologue about their mutual crushes than Ashley buried her face in his parka again and all was right in the world...or would be, at least, once the cable car reached the station and the two of them threw Josh off the mountain once and for all.
six sentence sat(or)sunday!!!
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thatoneudguy · 11 hours
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this frame from the fallout tv show is so funny i nearly puked watching it
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thatoneudguy · 12 hours
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leather gloves
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thatoneudguy · 12 hours
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Terfism is targeted at radicalising older-middle-aged women in order to sever the otherwise naturally-forming bond that makes trans women and older-middle-aged cis women the strongest of comrades via our shared interests and experiences.
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thatoneudguy · 15 hours
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posting here cuz i don't wanna get jumped
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thatoneudguy · 15 hours
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hi, ummm. this is awkward. haha. yeah um do you think you could push your boulder up somewhere else? like a different hill? because this one’s kind of already taken. yeah it’s the one i’ve decided to die on, so.
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thatoneudguy · 20 hours
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For this Disability Pride Month, I saw a post that was shittybad and it made me angry. So have this
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thatoneudguy · 22 hours
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Hannah and Josh Washington are so trans coded
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