posting here for posterity:

i am sitting outside with my dog winston and he was barking at a one of my neighbors who was walking home

and she looks at him and she says in a very thick jamaican accent: “do you know how small you are? and you talk to me like that?”

and then of course he starts to cry because now that’s his best friend and she says “oh you crying now? you don’t know what you want, and you never will” and she goes inside her house

that’s him btw. with his long ass body and his two inch legs

I need a way to say this character makes me feel insane amounts of lust but not in a sexual or romantic way

"can someone find me media with a ship dynamic where the girl is small and feminine and the man is big and masculine" I need twitter users to log off for a while

It's SO funny and cathartic to see shuro get the same treatment that girl characters usually get in fandom for getting in the way of gay boy ships, everyone collectively like BOOOO WE HATE THAT GUY 🫵🫵🫵 HES TRYING TO PUSSY BLOCK MARCILLE GET THAT GUY OUTTA HERE *THROWING TOMATOES 🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅*

hey reminder to continue boycotting eurovision and instead turn your eyes on gaza where the last media outlet al jazeera has just been shut down so that Israel can launch its attack on the most densely populated area in the world without scrutiny. Dont stop talking about Palestine

I feel like people really underestimate the impact that your mode of transportation has on how you see and think about and interact with your city. Like, driving makes your city feel like a few islands, pockets of space where you regularly go and new ones you discover only when brought there for a purpose, but all amidst an ocean of just, filler. Taking public transit makes your city feel like a network of corridoors, a glowing grid along which you may discover new things, but whose alternate winding paths you only take when given to by circumstance. Cycling makes your city feel more human in its scale, and while you can only go so far, the spaces through which you travel are far more often built for people, not machines, and that difference is tangible, while your freedom of movement gives you more opportunities for exploration. Walking can only take you so far, but you see everything meant for you along those places, and every street feels like it carries potential, with no barriers to stopping and partaking of whatever piques your interest. I think, among these, driving is the one that by far most isolates you from the place you live, while the others are, in decreasing order, most utilitarian, and in increasing order, most personally connective to your shared space.

if men r going 2 be horny and misogynistic when designing female characters can they at the very least make the outfit cunty......nothing pisses me off more than seeing a bitch with negative 2 articles of clothing on and it’s still ugly......flop ass bitches......

its so funny to me that people on twitter n tiktok are like "ok but porns still banned on tumblr so at least we're better then them" as if they dont have to typ3 w0rd$ I1k3 th!$ to get around their censors

Oh my GOD shut UP

I'm curious. Reblog this if you know how to cook

I don’t even care if it’s macaroni, ramen or those little bowls you stick in the microwave. Please, I need reassurance that most of the population on tumblr WOULDN���T STARVE TO DEATH if their parents couldn’t fix them food or they couldn’t go out to eat. 

Joe Biden makes a speech saying Hamas are driven by the ancient desire to eliminate Jews. Hamas was created in 1987, Joe. Ain’t nothing ancient about them. So unless you are implying that Palestinians are driven by the ancient desire to wipe out Jews which is KKK cross burning level of racism, you might want to tone down the racist bullhorn that you are mistaken for a dog whistle.

never ask a woman her age a man his salary your mutual how late it is in her timezone when she starts posting about that bisexual man

basically the goal is to curate a friend group of people who are like 10x weirder than you so you get trapped in an echo chamber of freakishness and then you try to talk to a typical person and fail so badly that you have to go stand in a corner for an hour