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thatboomerkid · 4 hours
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finger-licking good
and its ontological opposite:
toe-sucking evil
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thatboomerkid · 11 hours
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Dealing With Executive Dysfunction - A Masterpost
The “getting it done in an unconventional way” method.
The “it’s not cheating to do it the easy way” method.
The “fuck what you’re supposed to do” method.
The “get stuff done while you wait” method.
The “you don’t have to do everything at once” method.
The “it doesn’t have to be permanent to be helpful” method.
The “break the task into smaller steps” method.
The “treat yourself like a pet” method.
The “it doesn’t have to be all or nothing” method.
The “put on a persona” method.
The “act like you’re filming a tutorial” method.
The “you don’t have to do it perfectly” method.
The “wait for a trigger” method.
The “do it for your future self” method.
The “might as well” method.
The “when self discipline doesn’t cut it” method.
The “taking care of yourself to take care of your pet” method.
The “make it easy” method.
The “junebugging” method.
The “just show up” method.
The “accept when you need help” method.
The “make it into a game” method.
The “everything worth doing is worth doing poorly” method.
The “trick yourself” method.
The “break it into even smaller steps” method.
The “let go of should” method.
The “your body is an animal you have to take care of” method.
The “fork theory” method.
The “effectivity over aesthetics” method.
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thatboomerkid · 17 hours
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fuck nestle
clean water is such a luxury that we tend to take for granted.
i found out that wild animals can drink dirty water only because they've been acclimated to its contaminants since birth. because of this, any changes in the water can cause outbreaks of severe illness. animals raised on clean water would have just as much trouble with wild water as we would.
anyway, unrelated but Fuck Nestle
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thatboomerkid · 18 hours
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more fun catchphrases to try:
“yo dawg, your fucking sidewalk sucks shit”
“hey dumbass, these stairs are a violation of several federal laws”
“excuse me, motherfucker, but i will gladly break your shins and afterwards won’t even slow down”
“get the fuck out of my way”
“do you have any idea how difficult it would be to clean your severed trachea out of the spokes of this chair? not difficult at all, actually; it’ll take me less than a minute to spray whatever remains out of you off with a hose”
we will ALL be — IF WE’RE VERY LUCKY — wheelchair users someday
As a wheelchair user I'm trying to reframe my language for "being in the way."
"I'm in the way," "I can't fit," and "I can't go there," is becoming "there's not enough space," "the walkway is too narrow," and "that place isn't accessible."
It's a small change, but to me it feels as if I'm redirecting blame from myself to the people that made these places inaccessible in the first place. I don't want people to just think that they're helping me, I want them to think that they're making up for someone else's wrongdoing. I want them to remember every time I've needed help as something someone else caused.
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thatboomerkid · 18 hours
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that’s the face the Joker is picturing when we shoots people in the chest 18 times and yeets them off a bridge
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thatboomerkid · 18 hours
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somewhere on a long dead forum there's a link that no longer works to a mod to a game nobody plays that would be a valuable contribution to the way people see level design if it got a chance to be seen. somewhere on a website that gets 15 monthly visitors there's a webcomic that woulkd inspire and resonate with you and change your life even in a small way if you could just find it. somewhere theres a music artist that would inspire you for years to come but their work just can't manage to be seen online or off. theres so many things that would change your life that just can't seem to rise to the surface and remain undiscovered and forgotten. or maybe never shared
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thatboomerkid · 19 hours
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thatboomerkid · 20 hours
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thatboomerkid · 20 hours
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the Columbia University arrests are worse than they seem. They're arresting protesting students for trespassing. It goes without saying students cannot meaningfully "trespass" in the common areas of a university they attend. So Columbia University has suspended all student protestors from their institution, in the process revoking their access to housing, their belonging, and most crucially damaging their academic futures. We are witnessing full scale silencing and removal of anyone of conscience from the next generation of academia.
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thatboomerkid · 22 hours
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thatboomerkid · 22 hours
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i’m in my mid-40s now, married with a job and three kids under the age of ten, so my hardcore protesting days are somewhat on hold at the moment
but like
holy fuck this country is an embarrassment
i remember yelling ‘no blood for oil’ like two fucking decades ago in college; i remember getting ticketed and mocked and called slurs and none of it did a lick of good
nowadays i suspect that i’d get a bullet
and the war crimes committed by this country wouldn’t even slow down
and that’s sad af
People are getting really really fascist about peaceful protesters and it’s getting scary lol
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thatboomerkid · 22 hours
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fell for the oldest trick in the book
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thatboomerkid · 22 hours
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😭😭😭😭
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thatboomerkid · 22 hours
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Same goes for diapers. I didn't see a thing
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thatboomerkid · 23 hours
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thatboomerkid · 23 hours
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for the last time we are not following you
you just happen to be walking in the exact same direction that all of us are at what appears to be approximately the same speed
also we’re all a little curious about where you’re headed but don’t make it weird
why are there people following me
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