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im sure this has been done before 
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Ferdinand, unable to counter that argument: You got me there.
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I made a bunch of shitposts for twitter, figured i'd share
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Things to note about Chrom’s Army (Which you’d only learn from supports and DLC)
Henry wants to make a curse to rid mother’s of childbirth pain.
Inigo learned his philandering ways by misinterpreting his mother’s advice of “talk to women to overcome shyness!”
Brady promised Inigo to that he’d play violin for him if Inigo promised to dance with him.
Owain is haunted by his first kill and is terrified of bridges,
Lon’qu loves potatoes, while Panne cannot eat them.
Sully is a noble from a long line of knights.
Virion literally ran away from his wartorn country, hoping that if he ran, his men would resent his cowardice and stop fighting rather than die for him. It worked, to Virion’s relief and shame.
Virion beats Robin in chess. Consistently. He’s smart enough to realize he’s not fit to be a tactician however due to how much he sacrifices.
Libra’s parents, ironically, thought he was possessed by demons and abandoned him.
Kellam started being ignored by his family because he was selfish and never shared his toys. It just kinda…stuck.
Ricken can butter sculpt.
Basilio considers Gregor his equal and a worthy candidate for becoming a Khan.
Lon’qu doesn’t drink. Ever.
Stahl suffers from stomach cramps, but luckily, he’s a skilled apothecary.
Gaius can cook and sew extremely well.
Frederick is terrified of wild animals.
Gerome and Brady share similar fashion tastes.
Chrom once knocked Vaike out with his goulash in a cooking contest, then claimed he won by technical knockout.
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thatabsoluteidiot · 3 years
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rain and your hand
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sweet summer vacation !!
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★ 【Sakon04】 「 Childe 」 ☆ ✔ republished w/permission ⊳ ⊳ follow me on twitter
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Do you ever think you'll stop drawing fanart? No offense it just seems like the kind of thing you're supposed to grow out of. I'm just curious what your plans/goals are since it isn't exactly an art form that people take seriously.
Ah, fanart. Also known as the art that girls make.
Sad, immature girls no one takes seriously. Girls who are taught that it’s shameful to be excited or passionate about anything, that it’s pathetic to gush about what attracts them, that it’s wrong to be a geek, that they should feel embarrassed about having a crush, that they’re not allowed to gaze or stare or wish or desire. Girls who need to grow out of it.
That’s the art you mean, right?
Because in my experience, when grown men make it, nobody calls it fanart. They just call it art. And everyone takes it very seriously.
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Okay on second thought, the friend group dynamic of Akane/Sakura/Tenko is kind of funny.
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I FEEL LIKE IM STUCK IN A FRIENDS TO LOVERS FANFIC RIGHT NOW.
GOD I AM SUCH A USELESS BISEXUAL WHY GIRL PRETTY?
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There are many reasons why Athena should be the focus of the next mainline AA game but I think one that get’s ignored is that she deserves to face against a female prosecutor narrative foil who she develops a homoerotic rivalry with.
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«Visage of a Friend»
Disclaimer1: Not based on any Genshin lore. Based on the fact "he" can sculpt.
For other disclaimers and title explanation,plz read thread.
Plz read from left to right.
Clearer ver at my Twitter!
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Title explanation (MAY CONTAIN SPOILERS,SO YOU CAN OPT TO READ LATER)
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It can cover many meanings.
Venti seeing the visage of his departed friend from the statue, serenely smiling as he always remembers it, and
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(Disclaimer 2) What if it weren't Mondstadt's citizens who sculpted the largest Barbatos statue as widely believed, but his friend Morax? Thus,title also refers to how Morax views Barbatos as his friend. Morax certainly knows how to sculpt, since he sculpted Azhdaha.
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And thus,the third meaning of the title,is how Morax made the statue to reflect the visage of both Barbatos and his best friend.
Plz do not repost without permission!
Reblogs are wildly welcomed w.
#Venti #GenshinImpact #原神 #溫迪 #Barbatos #morax #rexlapis #zhongli #鍾離
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zhongli staying hip with the youth
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streamer au 🎙
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also this ♥️
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armiger
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ice fishing
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