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that-one-stressed-person · 12 days

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I just remembered the vampire bat exsisted and im tearing up. Herman gleib you will always be famous you deserved so much better and im sorry

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that-one-stressed-person · 16 days

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fun fact about me, mulan was my favorite movie as a kid now i’m a trans man which means that li shang successfully made a man out of me

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that-one-stressed-person · 16 days

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that-one-stressed-person · 16 days

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I’m trans because Shang said he’d make a man out of me and I said “okay”

#me

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that-one-stressed-person · 1 month

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honestly, yeah. I'm surprised they weren't executed on the spot for being gay tbh tho

i've been getting rlly into the Leopold an Loeb case and I know there's like a very small community that talks about it on here but did you guys know you can just read their psych evals??? all like 300 pages ????

some highlights <3 crazy that theyre more comfortable taking about murder than gay people

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that-one-stressed-person · 1 month

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the fact that they casually mention that Leopold hates himself for masturbating and for being gay and that he compensated by boasting about fictional straight experiences is something I didn't think I’d ever read about a criminal, let alone one from the 30s

i've been getting rlly into the Leopold an Loeb case and I know there's like a very small community that talks about it on here but did you guys know you can just read their psych evals??? all like 300 pages ????

some highlights <3 crazy that theyre more comfortable taking about murder than gay people

#like shit dude #okay #I'm sorry for you #Don't blame you for lying abt being straight #It was the fcking 30s and you were a known teen ornithologist #But you wouldn't have been found out if you didn't commit the crime #And get caught #but whatever #leopold and loeb #nathan Leopold

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that-one-stressed-person · 1 month

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Reblog to open a rail line from your blog to the person you reblogged this from

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that-one-stressed-person · 2 months

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https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.infinitycow.eplay

thank you…?

✧ music ✧

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that-one-stressed-person · 2 months

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Tim looks like the type to lick his fingers before turning a page and those are the only times Patrick feels murderous intent towards him

#This is so real #Patrick just physically recoils in disgust #Tim tries to pat his shoulder afterward #To get his attention and show him something #And Patrick aggressively bitch slaps his hand away #Looking at him like he’s a homeless person #Just so fucking offended

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that-one-stressed-person · 2 months

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Everyone I have a very important question:

If Patrick Bateman were a girl, would he wear a button-up, suit jacket, and slacks or a button-up and a skirt? Or just a button-up and slacks?

Also her name would be Patricia, but she’d hate when people call her “Patty”; thank you for coming to my ted talk.

#Like im curious #What do you think #I feel his female self needs to be full masc or full femme #Probs not skirt and suit jacket #That’s not gonna fit in #patrick bateman #american psycho

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that-one-stressed-person · 2 months

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Grishaverse text posts I made based on things my friends and I have actually said. In real life.

(Part 22… I think?)

Jesper: I had Ibuprofen for the first time the other day and it’s the best thing since sliced bread

Wylan: *makes a post referencing a friend who was actually Nina*

Nina, over text: Your friend??? Just a friend!??

Wylan: *reposts with the correction “one of my best friends*

Nina, over text: (crying emoji) still only one of

Wylan: …

Nina, over text: You with your other friends

Wylan, over text: Yeah babes bc we all know how much I love to socialise after 9 pm

Nina, over text: no trust left in this relationship, just lies

Wylan, over text: I deeply apologise

Shoutout to anyone who watched this one play out on this account lol

Jesper: Sometimes I get really weirded out by the idea that some people wear eye masks to sleep but then I remember that you’re one of those people

Wylan: Yeah I sleep with an eye mask but also with a night light

Jesper: … you’re insane

Nina, dunking vegan nuggets in garlic mayo: I just love sauce, I could swim in sauce

Nina; having made dinner for Matthias: Are your noodles good?

Matthias: Yes thank you

*a short while later*

Nina: Are your noodles still good?

Matthias: … yes thank you

Nina: Good. I’m gonna keep asking because I like it when people like food

*upon reading this quote in the quote book a couple of minutes later*

Nina: But are you sure they’re good?

Matthias: Yes

Nina: I can make you something else

Matthias: do you think I don’t like noodles? The noodles are good I like the noodles

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that-one-stressed-person · 2 months

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When Scarlet decides green is gonna be the one to show the cop around and she's like “You can show him the, uh, kitchen…! Or the…. dining room! Or the… ballroom…” i don't know if im just weird or if she was insinuating something-

#mr green #Miss scarlet #Clue #clue 1985 #clue movie #Like Idk #maybe im overthinking it #it feels like she’s making some kinda joke tho #Like “ur gay and here’s a dude”#“Do what u want”

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that-one-stressed-person · 7 months

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BUT IF WE START A STRIKE, WE ARE A UNION-

WERE ALL A BUNCH OF ANGRY KIDS WITH NO MONEY (rb if you agree)

#I feel that line in my soul #Jack says we’re a union if we strike #Who’s right #jack kelly #david jacobs #1992 newsies #92sies #newsies

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