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Pals I am NOT going to let you fall off the raft, everything is going to be okay bc I will make it okay if it's not
Reblog to hug the person you reblogged this from and tell them that everything's going to be okay
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I see a giant cat and I not only forget how dangerous they are and how important for their own wellbeing being left alone by humans is but also that I am too small to scoop them up in my arms like a domestic kitty and boop their nose and carry them home and give them catnip
I literally need to just be fucking banned from looking at pictures of tigers and leopards and whatnot bc they all look like kittens to me and I WILL die
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I literally need to just be fucking banned from looking at pictures of tigers and leopards and whatnot bc they all look like kittens to me and I WILL die
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wow that's a nice inflexible honour code you've got there. i can't wait to see it broken under immense pressure, and you along with it.
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Attempts at Waterbending 🌊
Avatar Anakin, native fire bender, just can't seem to get water bending down. "He's too hot headed and impatient." says water bending master Obi-Wan, who happens to be the only one willing to put up the Avatars crap in order to train him.
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probably waiting for Padme and Luke at the spaceport or sth ajshdgkasd
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Cocaine was a stimulant used by a priestly caste of the middle period United States called businessmen in order to commune with The Market. [1]
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HAPPY PRIDE!!! ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜
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it’s insane how quickly your life can just. suddenly improve. i used to be so miserable but now i own 5 swords
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IM SO NORMAL ABOUT THEM IM SO NORMAL I SWEAR
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American made ghost stories where the person grabs the gun they keep next to the bed to go investigate the weird noise kinda distract me from the horror tbh. If anyone I know ever knew anyone who kept a gun in their bedroom in case of home invasion, it would be the first thing anyone would remark upon about that person and they would forever be known as that one weirdo who thinks they're gonna wake up and shoot a burglar
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Yeah I know people walking around today identifying as Stoics are stronger willed than me bc they can read Meditations without wanting to throw both book and author out the fucking window
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Soggy autism creature
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Wet beast wednesday!!!
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