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You tumblr people are lucky sons of bitches cause I am wayy too shy to post this anywhere else--
I don't need my irl friends seeing kissy kiss and makin fun of me HHAHAHAHAHAHA
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I like @shuueep 's Abismo, he's goofy (I'll make a better drawing later lmaoo)
Also I think Higher - Avenged Sevenfold sounds like him 🙂👍
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Here's the Dark Medieval Mystery Drama AU I mentioned before :D
I'm still working on the rest of the references but I'll shove a little story summary under the cut, if you have any questions I'd lovvee to answerrr
The basic plot is Scarab, who's known as The Crimson Knight, is sent to complete a secret mission for the Queen (who is Princess Bubblegum, her name is Queen Bonnibel), so she assigns Finn and Jake to watch over The Cube (a cursed magic item that poses a threat to the kingdom, The Crimson Knight's main job is to watch over The Cube). While watching over it, Jake gets curious and investigates it, only to discover Spectro the Wishgranter inside, who's a cool dude, and they become friends. The legend says that Queen Bonnibel in her early years asked for a wish from the cube upon its discovery only to be cursed with a horrible punishment, immortality with a cost (she suffers more pain the longer she lives).
The mystery drama comes in and Finn and Jake eventually look into it more, now protecting Spectro. They discover that it was all a lie, the Queen along with the Crimson Knight have been abusing Spectro's wish ability (he can give as many wishes as he wants). There's more to it, but I'm still working on everything lmaoo
- characters -
Queen Bonnibel - Human cursed by The Cube to be immortal, has lived for 2,000 years. (this is a lie, she's secretly made of candy, The Cube is just her way of staying in power. She takes advantage of Spectro)
Finn the Knight - a young but loyal knight, only here to serve and protect the kingdom from evil. Has previously fought the Lich, an evil necromancer that sought to kill all life. His success in the battle shot him up to top knight under Crimson.
Jake the Monster - A being of unknown origin, he is trying to find his real family and discover what he is. A brother to Finn, Jake is his companion. The two are always side-by-side.
Crimson Knight - A being of high power and status in the kingdom. The queen's top knight and right-hand man. A bug creature from unknown origin, he takes his knightship very seriously. While Crimson is being shown off around the kingdom, surprisingly, most people can't recall a time they've ever been in contact with him for more than a few moments. Finn has only ever said one thing to him, and then never saw the bug again (despite Crimson being his superior). His real name is Scarab, prefers Crimson Knight as a professional name.
Spectro the Wishgranter - A malevolent being residing inside of The Cube, a cursed magic item of great power. When given a wish, the wish maker receives a horrible punishment in return. The Cube is kept on lockdown deep inside of the castle, protected by the Crimson Knight himself so no one is swayed by the evil deity. (all a lie of course. Spectro isn't evil, he just has an unfortunate circumstance. His shadow is the evil part, a separate being from himself. When released from the cube, both beings are set free. Spectro is kept inside to keep his shadow on lockdown too. His wishes are never evil, you can have as many as you desire. When touching the cube you enter his domain and meet the Wishgranter, he's a nice guy, and never would hurt a soul.)
**The Queen is both in the wrong and is right to keep Spectro locked down. She just takes advantage of his wishes and lies about what he is to dissuade people from looking into him. Trusting that this evil being is being contained responsibly. Spectro's shadow does pose a threat to the kingdom if released.
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POV you just told Scarab you’re gonna take his legs away and his (previously) cubed boyfriend is MAD about it
Based off of this post
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Hello I’m Sorry if this offends you, I’d like you to be my sugar baby, just letting you know my intentions Dm if you’re interested...🥰🥰😍
Gang, I'm a man🧍 And I'm 13, dawg.
Everyone please get this motherfucker banned.
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Finally finished this, one of the many comic wips I started the last few months (you can kinda see where I got lazy and changed up some stylization in a few panels lmao)
Anyway, a scene I have planned out for The Rehabilitation of Death.
Some extra doodles below:
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"homosexuality is unnatural! there's only two genders! it's a sin-"
I'm sorry, have you seen NATURE???
ALSO THE ARTIST IS HUMON, FIND THEM AT HUMONCOMICS.COM!! was so sure I had included that but apparently I forgot, so sorry!
and there's so many more species than this that exhibit homosexuality, varying genders, etc. SO! MANY!
it's very much a natural thing. it always has been. unfortunately, while homosexuality is found in many species, homophobia is only found in one
EDIT: added a keep reading cause this is a long post lol
EDIT: everyone in the comments needs to shut up or I will turn comments off, stop arguing, jeez
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"homosexuality is unnatural! there's only two genders! it's a sin-"
I'm sorry, have you seen NATURE???
ALSO THE ARTIST IS HUMON, FIND THEM AT HUMONCOMICS.COM!! was so sure I had included that but apparently I forgot, so sorry!
and there's so many more species than this that exhibit homosexuality, varying genders, etc. SO! MANY!
it's very much a natural thing. it always has been. unfortunately, while homosexuality is found in many species, homophobia is only found in one
EDIT: added a keep reading cause this is a long post lol
EDIT: everyone in the comments needs to shut up or I will turn comments off, stop arguing, jeez
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Gricko: On the count of three, what’s your favorite cake?
Frost & Gricko: One, two, three-
Frost & Gricko: Chocolate cake, peanutbutter frosting, and chocolate chunks!
Gideon: Our turn, Torbek! One, two, three-
Gideon: Chocolate!
Torbek: I’ve never had cake before. What is cake?
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Chuckles: Hewwo.
Kavir: Hihiiiiii!
Rett: Greetings, Crew.
Pyke: Three kinds of people.
Dandy: I want pudding.
Pyke: Four kinds of people.
Leboosh: WHAT’S UP FUCKERS?
Pyke: Five kinds of people.
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Gricko: You’d be stupid to lay a hand on me.
Kremy: Oh, you’d be surprised how much stupid shit I do.
Gideon: it's me, I'm stupid!
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Kremy, trying to convince Torbek to join the group: You know... I thought it'd be good to have someone come along who's really... strong!
Gideon: And loud!
Gricko: And depressed!
Frost: And oblivious to reality.
Torbek:
Torbek: Aww guys Torbek would love to!
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Jericho: Sometimes, I don’t realize an event was traumatic until I tell it as a funny story and notice everyone is staring at me weird.
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Jornir: I swear to god I'm the only one here with a braincell.
Taishen , Queenie , Barnabos, and Skrimm: ALL HAIL the keeper of the sacred braincell!
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Torbek: When Mr. Kremy was born, the gods said, "They're too perfect for this world."
Gideon: Please. When they were born, the devil said, "Oh, competition.”
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Torbek: Yum, thanks!
Kidnapper: *puts more tape over their mouth* I said stop eating it.
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Gricko: Bridge the generation gap by combining old and new slang into one!
Gricko: Tubular AF!
Gideon: Mood to the max!
Frost, annoyed: Groovy, I hate it.
Kremy, just as annoyed: If she breathes, she’s a square.
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