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The Vulcan's response was direct and without hesitation. "Yes"
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i could never live on a starfleet ship cause I'd know some cunt in security is reading through all my search queries Alien Penis alien penis comparison alien penis chart penises throughout the galaxy penis in every language what species are sexually compatible with humans what species can humans SAFELY uave sex with sex sent me to the sickbay season 78 alpha quadrant penis tour what species has the most penises and that's how far I'd get before they overrode the security lock on my quarters and broke in and killed me for being academically curious
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something for @spirk-my-love for the @startrekwintergiftexchange ! They asked for some fake dating spirk >:)
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Reasons why the TOS Gorn would be the best original series alien to fuck:
Even if they have a huge cock, they move too slow to fuck you rough. So if you like it gentle, they sorta have to because that's their one speed.
When it's your turn to fuck them, they can probably take it no matter how hard you do it.
They probably sound like a motor going when they moan in pleasure, so there's a comic element to it.
Given that they can canonically tank a low-powered cannon being fired at them, they can rough up anyone who gives you shit for being a monster fucker.
They're more human-looking than the Tholians and the Horta, so you're still not all the way monster fucker, but they're alien enough that you recognisably are one.
Fighting is foreplay for them.
They probably have all kinds of orifices down there that you've never seen before.
What else are you gonna do today?
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Arlene Martel as T'Pring, S2E1 of Star Trek, 1967
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“jfc jim, can you please NOT grope spock in front of me?”
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I love drawing memes🤓
just imagine that these two idiots are hiding from their pursuers like this on some regular mission
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"McCoy has given me his medical evaluation of your condition. He says you're going to die unless something is done. What? Is it something only your planet can do for you? Spock! You've been called the best first officer in the fleet. That's an enormous asset to me. If I have to lose that first officer, I want to know why."
S2E1: Amok Time ⋆.˚ ✧ · ˚⊹ ·
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james kirk is sooooo funny because like , in universe he was such a famous captain that he would realistically probably be looked up to by like , thousands of aspiring little space cadets . but also his response to little kids is like , “ ah .. uh ,, hello . be good and don’t do bad things “ . could you imagine he just is hanging around the space station while the crew is taking leave and this little kid comes running up to him babbling about how he’s their hero while some officer on the space station is running after them and apologizing profusely and he’s just like it’s okay !! uh stay in school kid
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This is one of the greatest things ever. Walk around every single version of the U.S.S. Enterprise in photorealistic 3D in your browser, from the Roddenberry Archive. On a phone you just see wraparound 3D pics. On a PC or laptop you get the full 3D interactive experience. They NEED to make this VR compatible, it'll be beyond words.
There are more Enterprises here than Tumblr will allow me photos of, and more will likely be added.
Here's the TOS Enterprise, which appears in several incarnations ("The Cage", "Where No Man Has Gone Before" and TOS proper as well as TAS with the second turbolift!), has the correct original graphics and is perfect.
This is the bridge from the unmade Star Trek: Phase II series (whose pilot episode "In Thy Image" was rewritten to become Star Trek: The Motion Picture), with it's legendary big comfy command sofa seat and tactical display bubble!
The Motion Picture, such an accurate recreation that there's even a very faint flicker on the rear-projection animated screens as seen in the movie.
Enterprise NX-01, looking exactly as it did in "Broken Bow"
Recognise this? It's the briefing room of Discovery season 2's version of the U.S.S. Enterprise NCC-1701. Although at the front of the saucer on the "real" ship, here it's off the second bridge door which may well be where the set was IRL.
I wasn't expecting modern Trek to be represented equally as the originals in this project, but it is. This is the Enterprise from Strange New Worlds, with Pike's Ready Room located just off the bridge.
Star Trek V: The Final Frontier. My favourite version of the classic bridge, as a kid I drew all these control panels and stuck them on my bedroom walls. And now I can look around and look at them all close-up! They've even replicated the noticable TVs stuffed into the panels for the more complex animated screens.
The Enterprise-C bridge from "Yesterday's Enterprise". This one has always fascinated me, being a low-budget TV set (formerly the Enterprise-D battle bridge, originally built from the rain-damaged TMP set's back wall and redressed endlessly though TNG) representing TNG's immediate predecessor. In the episode they mostly shoot the back wall and imply the consoles make a huge circle, but here you can see the set's real dimensions and the weirdness of the classic movie helm/nav console in front of the TNG con/ops panels. I love it.
You know how much I love the Kelvin movies, so seeing this was amazing. For some reason the consoles don't have their screens lit (hopefully this'll be fixed soon), but you can see the saucer under the window and it's shiny and amazing.
The last thing I expected was the U.S.S. Titan-A/Enterprise-G bridge, but it's here. And the lights are on.
Other bridges available to explore which I'm out of pictures to show: The Enterprise-D (of course), Enterprise XCV-330 (the ringship, based on concept art for the unmade non-Trek series "Starship"), the Planet of the Titans U.S.S. Enterprise (again, based on concept art for a cool multi-levelled set) and the "launch" U.S.S. Enterprise NCC-1701 (based on the very first piece of TOS bridge set concept art), the Enterprise-E, the Enterprise-F (seen on viewscreen for all of 2 minutes in Picard) and the U.S.S. Voyager NCC-74656!
Take a bow lads, you've done good. Now just add VR support!
That link again.
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Amanda Tapping Vs. Nana Visitor
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Amanda Tapping - (Stargate SG-1) - No text propaganda
Nana Visitor - (Star Trek: Deep Space Nine) - How can you look at her big dark brown eyes and not fall in love? She invented doe eyes.
Master Poll List of the Hot Vintage TV Ladies Bracket
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Nana Visitor:
Her character on DS9 was so iconic, she was such a badass and had such a great arc as a character and she played her so well
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