mula "Mirror"

mula 「鏡」

I want to do dirty stuff with you like start a vegetable garden

We need to embrace the fact that the tumblr userbase is aging. What’s everybody’s favorite kitchen appliance?

Using hand to hand combat to separate the egg whites from the yolk

youll never understand the bond we had </3

Eartha Kitt performing at the Persian Room, Plaza Hotel, New York, 1961.

your girlfriend told me that she thinks my takes are way more nuanced than yours. yeah she thinks you can’t get past surface level interpretations and she’s leaving you for my analysis. sorry

haters mad because they paid $100k for a fast car while it cost me nothing but time and patience to tame and form a bond with an enormous winged beast that loves me

all the best badass male fantasy heroes aren't cool bc they have a magic sword and an cool backstory btw. aragorn and geralt of rivia would be nothing if they weren't also, fundamentally, horse girls

mad scientist ethics board that makes sure that a project is sufficiently unethical before providing funding

this book would have been so much more insane if dracula also kept a journal