tevinters-gayest-altus
Living a lie... It festers inside you, like poison
[ Tony|♉|GenderFluid|US|26|INFP|Engaged](Icon by o-sheen)
35176 posts
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
Last Seen Blogs
Text
3 years after the end of A Test of Time. They are late for something mundane, probably work, Dorian is freaking out, Bull is trying really hard not to look like he’s enjoying it.
704 notes
·
View notes
Text
In this link there is definitely not a folder with every Dragon Age eBook, numbered in order of reading plus the two Encyclopedias about the world. Please do not use the link, there are not free books in there.
7K notes
·
View notes
Text
affectionate things that makes me fall in love:
(tag me when yall writeee, feel free to use <3 @urfriendlywriter )
hugs. warm hugs.
when they accidentally fall asleep in your arms
just looking at each other fondly :(
holding hands !!
giving head or shoulder massages
when they're so patient, and understanding with you
cuddling and eventually falling asleep
when they're always giggling at your behavior
when it's hard for them to contain a smile, so they grin so wide it lights up your world >>>
the kindest "i hate you" followed by a contagious laugh
shifting glances all around the room when they get caught staring at you
the hand behind their nape, when they're embarrassed
they have never raised their voice around you, always talks softly
"I'm eternally yours, sweetheart" ^~^
when they lie on your lap
feeding you their cooking and hoping you'll like it
cheek kisses (can i pls evaporate)
adorable big eyes that widens a little when they listen to your rant keenly
the corners of their lips turning up before showing the most beautiful smile
the way their hair looks in the morning :')
when they play with your hair
gets shy or easily amused around you
says random "i love you"s throughout the day
the way their eyes crinkle when they smile
back hugsssssss
16K notes
·
View notes
Text
on today’s episode of “Elon vs. the Internet”, Misha Collins enters the chat
92K notes
·
View notes
Text
i'll stop reporting on the twitter dumpster fire when it stops delivering absolutely fucking BONKERS news, but:
can we talk about how a fake-but-verified twitter account for pharma giant eli lilly started a domino effect that tanked their fucking stock by billions of dollars
the stock for their competitors novo nordisk and sanofi is tanking too
again, to reiterate: billions of dollars
elon you stupid, silly cunt
39K notes
·
View notes
Text
Should go without saying but never date a cop and christ never marry one. Rule of thumb if he's legally untouchable he's ethically unfuckable. You don't like that cop, you like buff men in tight clothing. I can show you more of those, better ones. Take my hand.
228K notes
·
View notes
Text
ingredients to a successful tumblr post is transgenderism, cannibalism, body hair, blasphemy, romanticism of the mundane, & homoeroticism
41K notes
·
View notes
Text
i mean misha collins did actually queerbait. that was a pretty significant thing that happened. like i understand where you’re coming from here but misha collins very much did queerbait.
29K notes
·
View notes