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two bros, both alike in sexuality
in a hot tub, where we lay our scene
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BEHOLD...
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you're welcome ✨
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unavoidable that you will be the villain in someone else's story. You will be painted in an unfavorable light. You will be the irredeemable one. and all of this will happen despite how nice you might usually be or how kind or how respectful or how warm. and you will just have to move on.
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It's who we are.
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eleventh plague. emails. 
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Genuinely, I don’t know how else to get the word out, but I feel like if your home-cooked dinners don’t taste right, you're missing either paprika, sugar, butter, or chicken bouillon.
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I'm kinda shy but if youre persistent in getting to know me for 5-6 years I can be a good addition to your household
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Apparently there’s a new horror movie about tarot cards?? Ok 😭
The real horror is getting bullied by some cardboard
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Oh god, why didn’t you just let him through?
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Fallout (2024—) 1.02 "The Target"
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never let being a girl stop you from being a boy
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UNWARRANTED?
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I keep forgetting being fat is considered "unattractive" cause I'm fat and I know I'm hot as hell, so by association people with my body type are also hot as hell. actually I'm right and fatphobes are wrong.
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