happy mother’s day to that mom who sold y/n to one direction

instead of identifying with a sexuality label which will inevitably always be a vague generalisation, i will release a continuously updated smash or pass list of every being on earth so you'll never be in doubt

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she let me hit cuz i'm brave

TFW your a fox but you get unlucky and mess with the wrong rooster

Big fan of this thing. The cock-a-trees. The based lisk.

pretty women... pretty women save me... save me pretty women.....

Obligatory Aerti post bc they are so silly and I need them to cope!! 🥺💕💕 ( also still healing from rebirth 💀)

a compilation of all my aerith & tifa art

goodbye

there’s such an unbelievable multitude of this type of (straight) woman who’s like “when he mentions a ‘she’ 😡🥺👀” “when he calls some girl his ‘friend’ 👀👀🔪” etc and this person is like a different species to me. this person is a space alien. this type of person makes me feel like amy adams in arrival

Bessel van der Kolk, The Body Keeps the Score

some vibes presented without elaboration

this is so real

(Hit it like) hit it like rom-pom-pom-pom (Get it hot) get it hot like Papa John (Make a bitch) make a bitch go on and on (It's a fem) it's a femininomenon!

Chappell Roan - Femininomenon