tempestandtea
i’m ok(ate)
❦ kate ❦ oxford comma enthusiast ❦ self-appointed queen of cluedo ❦
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You should always strive to give your followers an extremely warped impression of your favorite media
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interested not in final girls but fridged women. i’m opening the refrigerator door i’m pulling them out of there i’m draping coats over their shoulders and warming them up
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camping? you mean sleeping outside?? in the wilderness??? the thing that killed jackie taylor???? absolutely not.
#yellowjackets#when will my teenage girl wilderness cannibalism show return from the war#up late with kate
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Two tiny unicorn experiments from a couple years ago! I never technically finished them, but kinda liked them as is!
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Okay okay I wanna play
Spin the wheel for a Shakespeare character!
Reblog for sample size, etc. Would love to hear what you got + reasoning in the tags!
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big talk from my biggest #hater
anyways, now that it's actually Late (11:25pm), did you know that African gray parrots have about the same intelligence level as an average toddler? There's a very famous example of a thirty year study conducted on an African gray parrot named Alex (Avian Language EXperiment). I think about him a lot.
hi guys welcome back to my blog today we’ll be talking about birds
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hi guys welcome back to my blog today we’ll be talking about birds
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Rainbow Jellycats 💜💙💚💛🧡❤️
Happy Pride Month!🌈🏳️🌈
Ko-fi / Instagram
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when you censor yourself like this -> *** on my dash i respect your right to privacy but I AM trying to decipher it like we're playing hangman or something. is there an o in there give me something to work with
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google, how do I make friends with the birds in my yard so they stop eating my house
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I hope I’m not just a url to you guys but also… a profile picture
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will bird food show up in a drug test time sensitive
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HE GOT BICURIOUS IN THE TIMELOOP !!!
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A spoon's only objective in life is to make soup go upwards, and it knows this. That's why when you put one under a running tap it blasts the water way high. The spoon thinks there's suddenly TONS of soup to deal with and it freaks out.
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wish my life was like a 90's movie where all my friends work in record stores and bookshops and coffee shops and we see really cool bands in small little clubs and get breakfast together and like hang out on roofs and shit
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i love the phrase "cruel and unusual." not only is what you're doing mean but it's also quite frankly fucking bizarre
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