"Over 70% of Indigenous peoples water systems are unsafe to drink. Stop all genocides now! Land Back"

Seen in Innisfail, Alberta

worst part about getting angry is how much it makes you want to be mean

day 1615

if the universe were not so cruel the "Tailor Swift" would be a beautiful bird that elegantly sews its nest together

a cold one with the boys

whenever i'm trying to talk myself out of buying something i don't need i always hear my old russian professor's voice echoing in my head: "WHAT??? WILL YOU DIE THE RICHEST MAN IN THE GRAVEYARD?" and then i make an unwise financial decision

taking a class on sex this semester which has resulted in many fun things like "sex activity" and "sex final" being added to my planner. being very mature and serious about this .

Working on a druid character that can't quite control his wild shape, so I am making a table for beasts and need to pad it. This is my first of many beast stat blocks, so I figured I’ll post this probaly useless stat blocks here!

“Nobody’s going to want to sit on high-speed rail for fifteen hours to get from New York City to LA.”

Me. I will sit on high-speed rail for fifteen hours. I’ll sit on it for days. I’ll write and read and nap and eat and then do it all over again. I’ll stare out the windows and see America from ground level and not have to drive. I’ll see the Rockies and the deserts and cornfields and the Mississippi River and your house and yours and yours too. I’ll make up stories in my head about the small towns I see as we go along. I’ll see the states I’ve yet to see because driving or flying there is a fucking slog and expensive to boot. I’ll enjoy the ride as much as the destination. And then I’ll do it all over again to come the fuck home.

I got blood inside my phone charging port and now it only works 50% of the time