teddythegreat
Untitled
25 posts
Last active 60 minutes ago
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
Last Seen Blogs
southernmamatobe
southern mama to be
thetalesofthereneverwood
Star Filled Stories
simdirella
Simdirella
highspecsweek
HighSpecs Week
stephen55987
An Eclectic Collection
Text
Ah, but consider: Enid thinks he is adorable, bats away the knife, picks him up, and lets him play with her claws and run tests. She also promises he can have a tooth next time she transforms because sometimes they rip out and regenerate. He now likes Enid.
Wednesday feels both betrayed and impressed.
can’t believe those three jagoffs ROBBED ME of overprotective six-year-old Pubert pulling a knife on Enid because that’s his favorite sibling she’s dating Netflix is now my sworn enemy
27 notes
·
View notes
Note
Bonus points for this situation if the kids begin meddling. It starts with Clara masterminding and telling Emily that if their moms get together, then they can be sisters and always have sleepovers.
Emily, always having wanted siblings, agrees and starts asking for more and more playdates. After playdates at Carmilla's, Emily always tells Sera about how great Miss Carmilla is and how lonely she seems.
So I had a thought for a normal human au. So Sera is the legal guardian of her sister Emily and is doing her best to balance being a single parent (not technically a parent but may as well be), her busy work life and trying to find a partner though she barely has anytime for dating and is coming to terms with the fact that'll probably be single forever. Anyway Emily is good friends with Clara Carmine a girl she goes to school with. Sera goes to pick up Emily after a play date and meets Carmilla carmine and is blown away with how beautiful she is and falls for her hard. Unfortunately Sera is sure that Carmilla is straight she is either divorced or widowed to man and plus a lot of the time when Sera has to see her after she meet her she looks a bit extra dressed up especially if she is dropping off Clara and her older sister Odette with Sera so she assumes she also is dating someone. (Lucky bastard.) Meanwhile Carmilla who has much better Gaydar than Sera is annoyed that Sera isn't picking up on her hints or the fact that Carmilla is clearly into her and wants Sera to make the first move she's even been flirting with Sera but it seems like that is going over Sera's head. There are times she wonders if she should just answer the door in her underwear to try and get the woman to finally make a move. If there weren't children around she might.
The four universal constants:
Odette and Clara are always sisters in every universe
Carmilla is always their mother even when she’s not
Carmilla and Sera are always star-crossed lovers
Sera is always a completely useless lesbian without an ounce of self awareness and Carmilla has to make her see reason
(In this universe specifically, Carmilla keeps inviting Sera over to these big extravagant parties with other moms but oops, they keep canceling on her and Sera is the only one to show up. Welp, she already opened some expensive vintage wine from her late husband's stores. It would be a shame if they let it go to waste. Oh, look, they're drunk. It would be incredibly unsafe for Sera to drive home in this condition. It's late. No, an Uber would cost a fortune, her mansion is so far outside of town! Yes, of course, Sera and Emily can stay the night. Carmilla will get the spare bedroom set up right now. It's no trouble at all!)
44 notes
·
View notes
Text
Delete Scene from Season 5:
Kara: I need to put you in a DEO safe house, for your protection-
Lena: No, Kara I won't stay hidden while you fight! You promised from now on you would include me in everything, we work as a team!
Kara: Of course but --
Lena: No buts, I'm not a damsel in a tower! If you're going after Leviathan, then I am FIGHTING by your side.
Kara (smiling, fondly exasperated): Then I guess I have no choice.
Supercorps! Please comment, tag or DM me your favorite and/or gayest Supercorp quotes that they said to each other. Less Lena telling Sam “you think you’d remember your fist connecting with something so solid, so powerful” and more “Supergirl may have said me, but Kara Danvers, you are my hero.”
I love the ship but the tumblr search engine sucking ass is nothing new and the tags are full of a lot of (admittedly great) quotes about Supercorp or funny quotes from other shows in a Supercorp setting.
16 notes
·
View notes
Text
That last bit actually plays into areas like Native American culture which were not vegetarian, but highly sustainable. This was because they held huge respect for the land and animals they consumed, being sure to utilize every element of the animal, not just out of practicality, but also respect for the animal's sacrifice.
87K notes
·
View notes
Text
Not gonna dox him, but an asexual friend once told me he's not attracted to anything physically, but a solid 50% of what's attractive to him is competency. I'm sure he would be happy to feel validated by so many
i imagine the butches’ stripper bar - jill mcdonough
7K notes
·
View notes
Text
It is genuinely hilarious how different their mindsets are in Season 1 with no awareness of the other. Regina is over here thinking "This is war, no survivors. The Savior will not hesitate to end me and steal my child, so I must do the same." Meanwhile, Emma the gay disaster is just "Why does the hot MILF hate me so much? Is it too much to ask that I get to see Henry occasionally and get to sleep with her?"
Regina to Sidney: Emma Swan is going to be a problem. I can't stand her, she's going to take my son away from me.
Meanwhile Emma: *writing and kicking her feet in the air* Dear Diary, Regina smiled at me today.
523 notes
·
View notes
Photo
I know it’s not hard to point out reactionaries hypocrisy when it comes to like safe spaces or hug boxes or whatever but genuinely how much of an echo chamber do you have to exist in for you to think this is a reasonable thing to say
253K notes
·
View notes
Text
Technically the logic for evil still holds as well given that Kara's entire family (parents, aunts, and uncles) participated in or enabled genocide, whether that be Earth, Krypton, or Daxam.
i found this gem in my camera roll. decided to bring it back for a good laugh before the series finale
602 notes
·
View notes
Text
Shout out to all the Black ppl that can no longer participate directly in the fandom they love because of the stresses of racism 👍🏾 you contain multitudes of value and I'm sorry that the color of your skin and the power of your voice makes people not want to acknowledge that.
86K notes
·
View notes
Text
Wednesday: It is both adorable and foolhardy you believe that death will relieve you of this relationship.
219 notes
·
View notes
Text
#the energy of Christians who tell you to follow Jesus and are surprised when you turn into a socialist who cares about people
Emily: “Go do paperwork, Emily. It’ll help you calm down, Emily.
Emily: "It’s important to make sure heaven is running smoothly and no one here is being inconvenienced by the suffering of others, EMILY.”
Emily: “DON’T THINK ABOUT HOW TWO WOMEN WHO WANT TO MAKE HELL A BETTER PLACE ARE DOWN THERE RIGHT NOW MORNING THE DEATHS OF FRIENDS AND TRYING TO PICK UP THE PIECES OF THEIR HOME- WHICH WAS DESTROYED ON OUR ORDERS. E M I L Y.”
Emily: (angrily grabs document and gently sets it down in front of herself)
Document: *Self-Assessment Form on the Maintenace of Heaven and Associated Structures*
Emily: (angrily scribbling)
Document: *Self-Assessment Form on the Maintenass of Heaven LIES and Associated Structural Violence*
Emily: "Hmph."
Emily: (doodles demon charlie setting fire to a screaming adam)
Emily: “Ha!”
Emily: (doodles vaggie staring dreamily at demon charlie while a kneeling lute tugs on her shirt and yells ‘notice me!!!’)
Emily: “HEH.”
Emily: “….”
Emily: (doodles charlie and vaggie kissing)
Emily: “..hmm…”
Emily: (doodles HERSELF being hugged by charlie and vag-)
Sera: “Ahem.”
Emily: O.O
Sera: - _ -
Emily: OuO;
Sera: “And how is your self assessment going, Emily?”
Emily: “It’s gaying- it’s going okay!”
Sera: “Really.”
Emily: “Yep!”
Sera: “It looks rather behind to me.”
Emily: (stares down at the multiple new instances of the word “ass” on her improved document)
Emily: "Um..."
Emily: (looks at the doodle of chaggie hugging her)
Emily: “…Actually I was just correcting some mistakes on it. You know, so I can answer it HONESTLY. Without OMITTING anything IMPORTANT or giving the WRONG IMPRESSION about things I’m RESPONSIBLE for. That’s the proper thing to do, right?”
Sera: “…”
Sera: “And the doodles?”
Emily: “Courtroom sketches. For posterity.”
Sera: “They’re highly inaccurate.”
Emily: “It’s a metaphorical representation of what I saw and felt at the time.”
Sera: “Are you at least planning to get rid of-”
Emily: “I think I’ll have them framed.”
Sera: (face palm)
Emily: (humming happily while filling out the improved form) “Have you ever been complicit in a crime against creation? Why yes I have! And I didn’t even know it!! Ah but there’s no box for that is there? There isn’t even actually a question like that- don’t worry though, I’ll just add it in shall I? Yes, there we go, that’s MUCH more accurate~"
241 notes
·
View notes
Text
It is not our fault that the trope of "pretty rich bitch who can step on me" pairs well with "strong golden retriever who is both a guard dog and emotional support animal".
Creators: I'm going to give you a sapphic woman who's rich-
Me: Lena?
Tall-
Asami?
Brunette-
Caitlyn?
Who's married to a strong-
Kara?
Muscular-
Korra?
Asskicker
Vi?
350 notes
·
View notes
