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im moving
long overdue - im moving to @mallowfortheroad
refollow me there if youd like!
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im moving
long overdue - im moving to @mallowfortheroad
refollow me there if youd like!
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wish i was cuddling rn but whatever
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My car seat vibrates if you drift out of the lane without the signal on, found out I can cum from that 😏
can you imagine getting smushed into a paste on the 101 because some twink is too cheap to buy a vibrator and decided to merge into you
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oh hey sorry I’ve been distant lately…. I’ve been really busy having a brain that is bad
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peace and love
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It's gone it's gone the camera is gone tumble live is dead
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woke up this morning, rolled over, and very confidently tried to blow out my alarm clock like a candle. absolutely no precedent for that.
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i think in highschool kageyama and hinata ARE dating, but they dont wanna call it that, bc to me hinata is on the aro spectrum and kageyama is on the ace spectrum and they dont REALLY wanna figure out or label their feelings for each other but they do call each other partners and are in agreement theyre not gonna do the stuff they do with each other with anyone else
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dude its been almost a month since that wizard sent you through a time portal can you stop calling cars 'horseless wagons' already
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me: hey so how far does your 'all-seeing' sight extend?
the many eyed creature in my basement: ARE YOU ASKING BECAUSE YOU TRIPPED ON YOUR OWN SHOELACES IN THE FOYER AND FELL ON YOUR FACE?
me: oh... so you saw that... :(
the many eyed creature (trying to be nice): ................ NO.
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beautiful british women named Battery Low are trying to contact me through my noise cancelling headphones
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