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ted-dy-bear · 2 days
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ever since i was a little girl i knew i wanted to be a chainsmoker
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ted-dy-bear · 3 days
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Oh man living in a beautiful house with a beautiful wife and owning a large automobile fucking slaps
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ted-dy-bear · 3 days
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ted-dy-bear · 5 days
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 “hi welcome to mcdonalds what can i get for you?”
“yeah can i get a deluxe quarter pounder with cheese?”
“absolutely, do you want the meal or just the sandwich?’
“uuuuuh hold on”
*fishes something out of my pocket*
“mikey what do i do?”
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“get the fries. youll need the energy in the coming days”
*stuffs it back in my pocket*
“uhh yes please  the meal would be great”
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ted-dy-bear · 5 days
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OCD symptom i struggle with but don't see talked about a lot: inability to trust your own memory and/or perception.
as an example: i put my headphones in my bag. i say im sure they're in my bag, but what if i imagined putting them in my bag? i have to check, so i stick my hand inside and grab them. but then i have to check *again* because what if i just so happened to have another object shaped and sized exactly like my headphones that i just forgot about? so i have to pull them out of my bag and look directly at them to fully confirm they were in my bag
this is a fairly benign example but this also happens with other worse scenarios for me and it's. not fun
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ted-dy-bear · 7 days
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ted-dy-bear · 8 days
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ted-dy-bear · 8 days
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My three girlfriends. And yes, they smoke weed.
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ted-dy-bear · 12 days
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ted-dy-bear · 12 days
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A cosmic tribute to my current favourite comment in YouTube history
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ted-dy-bear · 12 days
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ted-dy-bear · 12 days
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part of being an ally to trans men is not being a dick to cis men for their appearance btw
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ted-dy-bear · 16 days
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A young man stands in his bedroom, it just so happens that today, the 13th of April, 2023, is this young mans birthday. though it was 27 years ago he was given life, it is only today that he finds neil absolutely banging out the tunes
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ted-dy-bear · 16 days
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Neil!!!
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ted-dy-bear · 16 days
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It's time
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ted-dy-bear · 16 days
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ITS APRIL 13 YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS
FETCH ME NEIL
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ted-dy-bear · 26 days
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if you think that what gender you are attrached to as an indication of morality then....you're fucking sippin the radfem juice. i hear SO MANY young women say they feel bad for being attracted to men. they groan and say, "I know it's wrong but I find men so hot."
like...what??? have we really doubled back so far that we're back to shaming women for their sexual and romantic desires???
radical feminism hurts everyone, even the ppl it claims to be for.
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