It is the middle of November and I have already acquired matching pajamas. For the children and Jackson and myself. Do I regret it? Not at all. Am I willing to have to force Jackson to wear them? Yes. Yes I am. 

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This is what happens when we bring our children together for a play date. 

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god, i’m such a mom in that first picture. 

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MY LOVELY BEAUTIFUL BEST FRIEND, Jackson sorry im stealing her again 

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@ethanscavo: How am I supposed to do this without him

@techbook--paige: Ethan... I'm so sorry.

@gretchenxnevaeh: i know i tweet like 100 times a day but i just have to walk you through what just happened at target because literally every single one of our family outings to target result in a dumpster fire for some reason. lol.

@gretchenxnevaeh: so anyway, carl and i are in target getting stuff we're going to need to go back to school tomorrow and just picking up groceries and shit...and we ran out of condoms this morning so. -angel emoji-

@gretchenxnevaeh: this middle aged woman, with a smol child in the basket part of the cart comes rolling up beside of us as i'm arguing with carl about how the foundation i had in my hand was ABSOLUTELY my shade and it was the shade i had in the bathroom at home...and how he insisted i'm paler than him...

@gretchenxnevaeh: so she's immediately just looking at us like wtf...and then she's like "aweh, look at him helping you pick out your makeup and babysit your little sister. what a good boyfriend." and like, she ain't wrong? but she was so i was like "oh she's our daughter" and i was all smiley, because i literally will brag on liv at any given minute...and the lady was like "oh...well...hopefully that all works out for you two...and you guys learn to make better decisions regarding your health" like liv is some kind of a disease (but being judgmental is, my dude).

@gretchenxnevaeh: so carl, BEING CARL, looks at her and deadpans and goes, "well, some of us don't wait until our eggs are almost dried up, karen" and i wanted to die of both embarassment and just...die laughing...all at once. then, i got myself together and was like, "plus, we have like 5 packs of discounted m&m's in our cart, i'm making baked barbeque chicken for dinner because i can actually cook, and we had sex twice this morning before she woke up. i think our life choices are pretty damn great".

@gretchenxnevaeh: and you know CARL DOESN'T STOP so he just "plus, we ran out of condoms and we have more in our cart now...you don't" so i finished off with "plus he gave me a backrub this morning before we had sex because i asked and he knew it'd work out well in his favor" the lady looked so shell shocked that she just rolled her buggy off without saying anything and basically we're going to be her facerange status tonight and we regret nothing.

@gretchenxnevaeh: tldr; people are assholes, karen.

@techbook--paige: @gretchenxnevaeh I wish me and Jackson were that witty when we first had Lennox and people, namley old ladies, gave us words.

@techbook--paige: Bathtime tonight and it was @porschesandtea turn to be in with Lennox. He washed, I dressed.

@techbook--paige: Usually she's pretty good, plays a bit, let's us wash her, plays a little bit again, and then time to get out. Twenty minutes, max. But tonight, it took longer.

@techbook--paige: So I get up, check in with the other two babies, and go into the bathroom. Expecting Jackson to be falling apart, trying to get Lennox out. But do I?

@techbook--paige: No, I don't. I see Lennox, wrapped up in her fox towel, with Jackson holding her. And they're singing. To each other. In the mirror.

@techbook--paige: Have I mentioned how much I love this man? Because I do. I really do.

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It’s not easy. It’s not clean. It’s not short. It’s hard and long and messy... But so worth it. 

Welcome to the world, Sadie Tabitha Whittemore.

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This week has been filled with doubts, crying, barfing, and mood swings. So here’s a picture of our baby calmly walking into preschool like a big girl while I hide behind Jackson bawling my eyes out. 

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@brookelynnsaunders: @techbook-paige MEEEEEEEE

@techbook--paige: @brookelynnsaunders Jackson is getting them now! Come over because I can't move.

@porschesandtea: @techbook-paige already on my way.

@techbook--paige: @porschesandtea We love you. Though I love you the most.

@porschesandtea: @techbook-paige lennox and i do. kole just screamed.

@techbook--paige: @porschesandtea Does this mean you'll go get them?!

@techbook—paige: so... who wants tacos?

I signed my baby girl up for preschool today and honestly... the hormones were in full of effect today. 

TEXT: TABITHA

Paige: I feel sick again.

porschesandtea:

.. Wait. What?

Um... surprise?

porschesandtea:

More veggies.

More veggies won’t change the fact that I will be feeling gross for the next seven months. 

whittemorecommatibby:

You’re not dying Paige.

I totally am.