Coming this November: Pokémon Pink Diamond™ and Pokémon Renegade Pearl™

you're not ascending to godhood you're just dehydrated

“United we bargain. Divided we beg.” Is such a raw line that comes from a post about the minecraft mob vote.

Are you disappointed that I’m not a murderer? I mean, a little.

friends

Wildflowers bouquet commish

fun with the safety sign generator

i was in the grocery store and saw an onion on the ground and picked it up, absently saying “poor little guy.” behind me a teenage girl started laughing and then stopped and went “aww. i’m sorry for laughing. that’s nice actually.” and the cycle of cruelty is broken for another generation as a young person realizes that it is not embarrassing to have empathy for another thing that was once living, because certainly to be a lone white onion rolling on the ground in a supermarket would be terrifying to anyone

Look how far we’ve come

please be nice to me, i'm in my twenties. do you know what that does to a person

Significant otter 🦦🦦

Thought I might share this piece on here too ^-^

i envy ppl who can provide deep analysis about their favorite media and/or characters b/c whenever i like something a lot it looks like:

oh uh. scuse me. just a lil snail crossing your dash

a dude came into the library stoned out of his mind and was like, “do I need a library card to look at books?” And I said, “to take books home, yes. To look at them, no” and he looked so relieved. bro was staring at a fish encyclopedia for like an hour and then just left.

Goncharov is a fake movie that does not exist, but now the line "if we really were in love you wouldn't have missed" will live rent free in my mind until I die.