Team rocket is like they've been married for years they're not romantically involved theyll never love anyone like they love each other they hate each other's guts they adore each other they're both bisexual they're a gay man and a lesbian they're both trans they're married they hate each other they're in love
now for the ultimate test. go to this website. set it to randomly generate ONE pokemon. all generations. all types. whatever it generates? thats you as a pokemon forever. what you get is what you get. NO RE ROLLING. now. who are you? i got goomy :^)
All the starters if they were more like actual animals!
These are now available as stickers on Etsy: https://www.etsy.com/CallunaDraconis/listing/723879226/pokemon-starter-inspired-sticker-sheets