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teal-sharky · 12 hours
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I lovvvee this little comic from Ryoko Kui 's Daydream Hours ♡. I would read a whole slice of life manga about Falin and Marcille's time together at the magic academy (⁠´⁠ε⁠`⁠ ⁠)
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teal-sharky · 1 day
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it's tinted blue because of the car's windshield
all pictures from there are tinted like that because you can't fucking get a loaf of bread in a city without a car here
i love living in western washington. i can literally just get on the ferry
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teal-sharky · 1 day
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I mean, same
Marcille watching Falin crush like four people under her weight and choke someone to death with her bare hands before impaling everyone with spikes in a 20 foot radius
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teal-sharky · 2 days
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Science is not what happens in the world, science is us using knowledge and scientific method to gain rational understanding of what's happening in the world.
Science doesn't necessarily dispel curses, science takes the curse and explains how the curse works, and potentially how to remove the curse, how to make less cursed jugs (or how to reliably create jugs cursed like this), and what exact consequence could this particular curse have if ignored.
Science is perfectly compatible with magic and curses if you decide to call some phenomena magical and cursed in spite of fully understanding them; it just means that the understanding makes you a wizard or a mage.
this is my cursed jug i have that bleeds when you pour water in it. 
we’ve done this ten, twenty times now to no apparent change?
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teal-sharky · 3 days
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gamers need to be hunted for sport
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teal-sharky · 6 days
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Berry, the squishy pink salamander-caterpillar thing.
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teal-sharky · 8 days
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A police officer shoots his ex boyfriend and partner with his police issued gun and the grieving queer community BEGS for them not to march in pride because we literally just lost two of our own, and there's absolutely no sympathy from the cops? I'm not surprised, but I'm disgusted and appalled. ACAB includes queer cops too.
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teal-sharky · 10 days
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More cursed chemistry! Check out this spicy boi:
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This is chlorine trifluoride, one of the most reactive, corrosive substances known. This stuff will light asbestos on fire, as well as sand, glass, many metals, and oh, it will also ignite water. Basically if you start a fire with this stuff, your only option is to let it burn out, because anything you put on it will just burn up itself (though if it’s in an enclosed space you can flood the space with like argon or whatever). Apparently a spill of almost a ton of this stuff burned its way through a foot of concrete and 3 feet of gravel before it stopped.
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teal-sharky · 11 days
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I'm very behind on uploading art on here 💀 I'm more active on Twitter! This is a zine piece for the Dream Big Zine created by @juutanart 🥰
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teal-sharky · 11 days
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Drew the slimiest unit I know
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teal-sharky · 11 days
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sketches of the girls
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teal-sharky · 17 days
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Bullshit Jobs
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teal-sharky · 19 days
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Imagine getting labelled as the low quality beef
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teal-sharky · 19 days
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spike watches a movie
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teal-sharky · 19 days
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You'd think it's some fancy integrated circuits with magic infused crystals and a necromantically maintained parrot brain but no, it's all one to one gateways; there's a parrot with a crystal ball and a parrot with a telephone and a crystal ball wrapped in microphones and the latency is actually like 20 seconds and sometimes the parrots will translate some of the words as slurs that sounds close enough to them
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oh ok. the dwarves in dungeon meshi live in a steampunk world. good to know. But i love the juxtaposition between elves using magic birds to communicate while the dwarves have straight up telephones
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and the gnomes are hopelessly dependent on the orb
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teal-sharky · 21 days
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teal-sharky · 22 days
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In honor of my original meme hitting over 99k notes on tumblr dot com, I’ve made a sequel nearly 4 years later!
(original below)
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