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taschenbucheselsohr · 15 hours
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i need to fold him in ways not even ikea could come up with
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what studying literature feels like
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taschenbucheselsohr · 10 days
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I'm curious. Reblog this if you know how to cook
I don’t even care if it’s macaroni, ramen or those little bowls you stick in the microwave. Please, I need reassurance that most of the population on tumblr WOULDN’T STARVE TO DEATH if their parents couldn’t fix them food or they couldn’t go out to eat. 
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taschenbucheselsohr · 12 days
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“omg you’re so creative. how do you get your ideas” i hallucinate a single scene in the taco bell drive thru and then spend 13 months trying to write it
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taschenbucheselsohr · 12 days
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the idealized version of my tomorrow self will fix this
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taschenbucheselsohr · 14 days
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Currently rewriting classical poetry as an Ineffable Wifes love story. I am way to exited about sharing it soon.
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taschenbucheselsohr · 14 days
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Fuck it we bawl (starts sobbing uncontrollably)
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taschenbucheselsohr · 14 days
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this is going to be difficult -> i am capable of doing difficult things -> i have done everything prior to this moment -> this difficulty will soon be proof of capability
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taschenbucheselsohr · 15 days
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I hate the “open floor plan” that everyone is obsessed with in houses now. I want nooks and crannies and bizarre floor plans. I don’t need to be able to see what someone is doing on the other side of the house. I want places to hide and lurk and dwell in the shadows. I am the beast who awaits in the labyrinth
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taschenbucheselsohr · 16 days
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I am baffled that it would not occur to that person to just write an ending themselves?!
yeah uh... don't do this :)
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taschenbucheselsohr · 16 days
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I am baffled that it would not occur to that person to just write an ending themselves?!
yeah uh... don't do this :)
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taschenbucheselsohr · 16 days
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Having a wip burn a hole through my skull but not being able to work on it because of 💫deadlines💫 is going to be the death of the last surviving brain cell in my rotten head
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taschenbucheselsohr · 17 days
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99 legal sites to download literature
The Classics
Browse works by Mark Twain, Joseph Conrad and other famous authors here.
Classic Bookshelf: This site has put classic novels online, from Charles Dickens to Charlotte Bronte.
The Online Books Page: The University of Pennsylvania hosts this book search and database.
Project Gutenberg: This famous site has over 27,000 free books online.
Page by Page Books: Find books by Sir Arthur Conan Doyle and H.G. Wells, as well as speeches from George W. Bush on this site.
Classic Book Library: Genres here include historical fiction, history, science fiction, mystery, romance and children’s literature, but they’re all classics.
Classic Reader: Here you can read Shakespeare, young adult fiction and more.
Read Print: From George Orwell to Alexandre Dumas to George Eliot to Charles Darwin, this online library is stocked with the best classics.
Planet eBook: Download free classic literature titles here, from Dostoevsky to D.H. Lawrence to Joseph Conrad.
The Spectator Project: Montclair State University’s project features full-text, online versions of The Spectator and The Tatler.
Bibliomania: This site has more than 2,000 classic texts, plus study guides and reference books.
Online Library of Literature: Find full and unabridged texts of classic literature, including the Bronte sisters, Mark Twain and more.
Bartleby: Bartleby has much more than just the classics, but its collection of anthologies and other important novels made it famous.
Fiction.us: Fiction.us has a huge selection of novels, including works by Lewis Carroll, Willa Cather, Sherwood Anderson, Flaubert, George Eliot, F. Scott Fitzgerald and others.
Free Classic Literature: Find British authors like Shakespeare and Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, plus other authors like Jules Verne, Mark Twain, and more.
Textbooks
If you don’t absolutely need to pay for your textbooks, save yourself a few hundred dollars by reviewing these sites.
Textbook Revolution: Find biology, business, engineering, mathematics and world history textbooks here.
Wikibooks: From cookbooks to the computing department, find instructional and educational materials here.
KnowThis Free Online Textbooks: Get directed to stats textbooks and more.
Online Medical Textbooks: Find books about plastic surgery, anatomy and more here.
Online Science and Math Textbooks: Access biochemistry, chemistry, aeronautics, medical manuals and other textbooks here.
MIT Open Courseware Supplemental Resources: Find free videos, textbooks and more on the subjects of mechanical engineering, mathematics, chemistry and more.
Flat World Knowledge: This innovative site has created an open college textbooks platform that will launch in January 2009.
Free Business Textbooks: Find free books to go along with accounting, economics and other business classes.
Light and Matter: Here you can access open source physics textbooks.
eMedicine: This project from WebMD is continuously updated and has articles and references on surgery, pediatrics and more.
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taschenbucheselsohr · 18 days
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Why S3 is Pen's season & not Colin's
A recap....
The teaser poster ONLY showed HER and the tagline for it? Just HER. "Even a wallflower can bloom." (Spare me, she's a wallflower b/c she chose to be one the first 2 seasons. Hiding in corners at balls to get gossip she wanted as LW, instead of mingling.)
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The main poster has HER in the foreground and the book tie says 'Penelope AND Colin's story'. Not Colin's.
S1:
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"Daphne's story"
S2:
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"Anthony's story"
S3:
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"Penelope AND Colin's story" it's giving:
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The trailer is all about HER goals for this season of husband hunting. The only thing about Colin is we find out in the trailer is that he got steroid jacked on his vacation or something and that's it. Where the hell is Colin's story? He's only here to be Penelope's little dog for her to drag around on a leash.
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taschenbucheselsohr · 18 days
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“Well, I…” – Aziraphale paused and took a steadying breath. He smoothed down his pristine white vest and straightened his spine – “I have come to apologise.”
So many emotions clawed their way up Crowley’s throat simultaneously that he had to swallow three times before he could open his mouth. The silence pressed up against them, against the walls, heavy and uncomfortable.
“And what if I don’t want to hear it?”
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I wanted to try my hand at writing the beginning of their reconciliation after season 2; what realisations they would've had to come to on their own to make this work, what would constitute an actual apology. It's not always words, really (and those two are awful at those anyway). Happy ending on this one ❤️
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taschenbucheselsohr · 19 days
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The Outbursts of Everett True was a comic strip that ran in papers from 1905 to 1927, wherein the aforementioned Everett True regularly beat the everliving shit out of rude people as a warning to anyone else who might consider being rude. Men have not only been taking up too much room on public transport for about as long as public transport has existed, but the people around them have been irritated about it for at least a hundred years. The next time someone tries to claim that manspreading is a false phenomenon, please direct them to this strip so that Everett True can correct their misconceptions with an umbrella upside the head.
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