i'm bartending my sisters wedding
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each time a friend cancels plans with me, my inclinations towards murder increase
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tagged by @ijaazat to do this picrew!! thank you sm i loved ur wings <3
i wish i actually wore tank tops and i wish this picrew had different weight options </3 otherwise this is me . (alternate version)
i tag @alondras @pushkinalexander @dmitrykaramazov @therapysword @exitwound if you want to <333
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she squished my bobbies and laid down for a nap . my cat is gay btw
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mixed reviews....
you can fuck anyone—but with whom can you soak?
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you can fuck anyone—but with whom can you soak?
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i'm tired of being the way i am but i will not change. instead i'm going to make it everyone else's problem.
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the post that's like i'll literally be on tumblr as i'm getting murdered. hello tumblrinas i just had to call the police because a truck was following us for half an hour 😗✌️
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why did i think it'd be a good idea to drink iced coffee before proposing my short film idea to my advisor .. answer: i was only thinking oh em gee caramel yumm
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feel like pure shit. victor frankenstein created his monster in his fourth year of university and what have I done???? nothing
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sorry i'm so obsessed with the concept of malignant and want to rewrite it to be better do you still think i'm sexy
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@alondras tagged me to do this swaggy thing thank youuuuu <3
feels very similar to the last tag game..... tried to switch it up a bit! :-)
anyone who wants to do it, feel free & tag me!! i'll feel annoying if i tag people again :0
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i was tagged by @pushkinalexander to share three of my comfort albums!!! thank you :^)))
1. Beneath the Skin — Of Monsters and Men
nearly every song is a 10/10 for me, perfect mix of devastating and fun, incredible and inspiring lyrics!
2. Disintegration — The Cure
i mean it's disintegration from the cure need i say more
3. The Sticks — Mother Mother
this is a more recent one that i've been listening to a lot. it's my go-to for when i wash the dishes, and when i'm having a breakdown, and when i'm feeling manically good :)
i'll tag! @alondras @theorangepdf @ijaazat @charlestrask @motelhaunt @weirdgirlsam @exitwound @hauntedwreck @therapysword @ahomeonfire <3
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