Donald John Trump will be convinced of 34 felonies on May 30th, 2024.
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bringing this to the tumblr crowd. please read the whole post before voting
Some additional info from the comments:
- noone's recording. If any of the car salesmen try they're instantly disemboweled
- the billionaire expects six minutes of cuddling (with the bear) after you're done
- if you and the bear both cum at the same time your earnings are doubled
- bear is 24 years old
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pretty cool trick: i dont pass yet but my wife does and i love her so much
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we cant have ANYTHING
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there are a lot more abjectly harmful and meanspirited april fool's jokes out there but the one i personally find most annoying is when american game devs pretend that they're going to make a visual novel spinoff of their game because they can't imagine making visual novels in earnest
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Genuinely, I don’t know how else to get the word out, but I feel like if your home-cooked dinners don’t taste right, you're missing either paprika, sugar, butter, or chicken bouillon.
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"why are people excited for the transphobia in ttyd" because it means super mario gets to kill transphobes with hammers. game of the year
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FUCK. honestly just FUCK. We missed a very important day yesterday.
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More tanuki! (These ones are Nyctereutes viverrinus, and the ones earlier in the post are Nyctereutes procyonoides I believe)
Mammals that are very much Creatures: a short compilation
Binturongs
Aardvarks
My main man mapache
South American Tapir
Dugong
Feel free to contribute
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This is exploding on Twitter so
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Tumblr Top Ships Bracket - FINALS
This poll is a celebration of fandom and fandom history; we're aware that there are certain issues with many of the listed pairings and sources, but they are a part of that history. Please do not take this as an endorsement, and refrain from harassment.
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consider the human behind the screen - your ego trip could cost a life
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There’s no such thing as work-life balance for neurodivergent & chronically ill people.
This is because everything in my life requires work:
maintaining friendships
keeping up with my hygiene
managing bills
making money
remembering my basic needs
sleeping regularly
outputting creatively
All requires some aspect of work for me.
And when everything in your life requires work, your balance goes out the window.
If you're neurodivergent and overwhelmed — I see you.
If you're chronically ill and overwhelmed — I see you.
You're not dysfunctional.
You're not incapable.
You're doing your best.
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more fucking petitions because this clown car country cannot stop with the bigotry for 30 seconds
uk people it takes 5 seconds and you checking your email to verify
everyone else: rebloge please
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