taleof2shapes
The tale of Two Shapes
Hello and welcome to "The tale of two shapes." a blog of two shapes adventuring through paradise to beat the boss.
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I have a feeling y'all know what a blixer is.
Dave: what in the tarnation-
Dave: now listen here, people like you annoy the...err evuurr a-lovin' f@%k out av me. It's bettuurr ta let someone think y'all are an idiot than ta open y'all's yapper ayn' prove it. If ya done knew any bettuurr ya would know that there these things ya like ta call "aus" are nahwt all the damn same so ay suggest ya ask befawe assuming.
Penny: Calm down Dave...I don’t think hey will understand you speaking that Southern...
Dave: how about ya shut y'all's mouth!
Penny: ....
Penny: I am sorry about that. Dave tends to get work up over the little things, I think he storm off to take a walk in Capital, might not be back for a bit.
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scare you? I'm just giving a warning that any one of us could be a blixer in disguise and you'd never. even. know.
Dave: what the hell is a Blixer....?
Dave: Well that don't matter anyways, we are not scare of what ever you call a "Blixer" but don't worry brains aren't everything. In your case they're nothing. Personally I don't really worry much who leave asks, it's nice to know you guys like talking to us...I guess.
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Hit or miss, I guess they never miss huh? You got a boy friend I bet he doesn’t kiss ya, he gon’ find another girl and he won’t miss ya, she gon’ skrrr and hit the dab like wiz khalifa
Dave: . . .Bold for you to assume I have a boyfriend.
Dave: wait. f*&k!
Dave: I SWEAR TO TREEANGLE-
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Penny what is the cutest then Dave have ever done
Penny: Funny thing he’s done thus far is the fact those eye brows of his glow in the dark. It looks like a cute little creature.
Dave: Don’t give them ideas Penny....
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well, you never know what's lurking behind the anon, so be wary.
Penny: Don’t scare me like that!
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Penny: I think you have your foot in your mouth but it’s ok. Maybe you’re just shy...
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oh i guess i forgot to turn off my ALTered speech (yes i just straight-up held alt and spoke), sorry bout that.
Penny: Oh! It’s alright it happens...for the longest time both me and Dave tried to decipher it. I thought we were speaking to another Blixer....I even got Dave to roll with it too.
Dave: Yeah it’s fine...I’m actually a bit relieved I already have Cain to deal with...
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Penny:...uuuuh? Wait is this like some other corrupted language...
Penny: Hmm the most I can make out is “forgot” I do apologize...I hope this isn’t a insult...you seem nice I hope.
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IM NOT A KID YOU BAKA IM 25 YEARS OLD SO F^%$ YOU
.....twenty five years of age and uses the word Baka in a insult?
Wow... I honestly feel bad for you. You see adults don’t go picking fights with people they clearly don’t know on top of this I hear better insults from Cain and Cain can hardly use english!
personally I can explain it to you, but I can’t understand it for you. I treasure the time i don’t spend another second explaining to you how childish you are being. Now leave me be and how about you talk to Penny?
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Dave you are not the only one with anger issues *glares at dave*
Oh look we got a fine “rebel without cause” right here.
go ahead keep talking,someday you’ll say something intelligent and shock me! But do not think too hard on that little one, it might sprain your brain.
Now beat it kid, I have work in a hour and I need a nap.
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I'm guessing you both went through hell and back. So my question is, what was your favorite moment out of it? :P
Penny: The battles was scary... but I love the light shows personally Cascade is my favorite!
Dave: Penny is the healer of the group so someone “pops” she can bubble us for safety. My favorite is the fact she stop trying to put me back in the battle since she will bring me back with bad timing tho she don’t mean to but still... oooor the fact I watch Taz and Cain slam into each other in their New Game forms if they started rolling... they earn it for being d!cks.
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are you two in a relationship?
Dave: Uh..No not at all...we just became friends because of our similar predicament
Penny: Uh..yeah we are kinda basically besties in a way! Best friends...I have someone else in mind for...um
Penny:...I-I mean I have no ONE in mind!!
Dave: Oooh Penny who is it? Oh is it-
Penny: S-SHUT UUUP!!!
Dave:...pfft fine.
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Is Penny thick?
Penny: Can we skip this one…
Dave: don’t worry I got this.No, she is Demi Thicc.
Penny: Dave!
Dave: Sooooooo, her thighs glow with the power of the gods and no mortal like you can possibly comprehend their existence.
Penny: …
Dave: heh, just kidding but touch her and I will personally feed you to Taz.
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*Give Penny head pats* you earn them
Penny: Oh w-why thank you...*Blushes*
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Madison: how are you two?
Penny: I’m doing rather well
Dave: Stabby
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Tell us about yourselves.
Penny is glaring at me so fine, I am Dave. Penny and I was normal Just shapes and beats player like you all was but something happen really, I don��t recall anything to how it happen or why, I can tell you that it was hell in a bottle when me and Penny met… have you ever fought two of the same boss at one time before cause that what we had to do and personally two New Games roll around isn’t a fun party remix.
Penny is the panic player, she tend to dart around the area and into trouble if she won’t calm down but she makes out for a great healer. I am a bit more calm…if swearing at the boss and telling them to comment termination shock is consider “calm”. I think I just make it more harder on ourselves cause they seem to hear it and will get a bit pissy over the matter like over grown princesses.
our Blixers have names, their names are Taz and Cain. Taz is Penny’s Blixer he is a bit more smart with his aiming and wide area attacks but since Penny panics and dashes way too much for no reason he never knows where she might end up at. Cain is sadly my over size good nothing hell raising Blixer, He isn’t the smart type but twice as fast and pack a punch if you get caught in a wave of his attacks, Penny says insulting him is always a bad idea but when you are facing someone who is making sure your life is hell you know you will swear too.
other then that, there not much about us. Me, penny and those two over grown beats stay near the cave. Taz is too big for normal housing and we have to keep a watch over them cause they are not ‘tame’ at all. Last week Taz did trample through Paradise, a lot of Plants and shapes was lost that day.
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