if you told vin diesel fast and the furious you were gay he'd be like "Some people like driving stick…some people like driving automatic…what matters is you cross the finish line.." and then he'd rev up a dodge challenger and drive through a building and kill 16 people

This is more punk than the whole of punk history.

PSA gays: if you're wearing a mesh/lace shirt to a pride fest, sunscreen your whole chest/back before putting it on. I can't live to see another diva fall prey to sunburns with bizarrely specific patterns.

please, op was my father. you can call me prev

Kevin Lenaghan, “Stairway”, “Glass Palace”, and “Crystal Stairway” (2021)

told my cabbie for the 3am airport trip that I was feeling a bit nauseous and he immediately took my bag away from me and said "Trip to the airport is 12 dollars. I'll drive slow." and then he did-- no fast corners, very gentle stops at the lights. and I was willing to pay the extra few dollars for it, but when the meter hit $12 he clicked stop and let me ride the rest of the way free. and it might just be the insanity of waking up at 2:30 after 4 hours of sleep but I was really emotional about it. Like ok Mr Sandeep, the world is still good actually.

what part of “do not spend money” do i not understand

spotify is raising prices again here's the apk that gives you premium for free

Executive dysfunction is basically going “Okay one two three go. And now. Aaaaaaannnnnnnd we’re goinnnnng now.” for like three hours before the thing happens

They never bring up bisexual boy with lame ass straight girlfriend. what about her

used to think advertisements were just annoying but harmless but more and more every day i am growing to consider them a great and terrible evil

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okay. thanks

pete wentz collapses and fucking dies. oh well theres other bassists...

my friend mentioned armadillos and this immediately popped into my head for some reason