Vampires in other media: "Vampires killing other vampires is wrong!" VTM vampires towards each other over perceived slights:

Don't cry. A million of your mutuals OCs on your dashboard, okay?

You shouldn't get executed for objectively funny Masquerade violations.

Weird Nosferatu sex.

I just have this picture on my desktop and it's titled "My dog"

What if instead of Vampire: the Masquerade it was called Vampire: the Freakquerade and instead of sucking blood, they sucked toes.

I'm like a Malkavian minus the vampirism (mentally ill).

Growing up means putting body hair on your OCs.

I love when people know about Vampire: the Masquerade.

FEMALE-FRONTED DOOM METAL SAVE ME.

I think the VTM community is the most normal goddamn community I've been in on Tumblr so far. We're here mostly for our OCs and to observe each other's OCs, there's minimal weirdness about ships, and we're all adults so we can understand that within WOD, everybody is at minimum a sketchy bitch with fucky morals. I guess there's more of a maturity to it is what I'm getting at?

Gangrel using Eyes of the Beast

Still thinking about this one.

Bapped with a newspaper for saying I'd Diablierize somebody for the bit.

Tremere Goratrix yaoi.

Anyways, you can play whatever edition of VTM you'd like that's okay and valid. The second you start getting weird, aggressive, and condescending about other people playing other editions, you're the bad kind of nerd.