A/n: I have no explanation other than it just happened
Hellsing Head Canons No One Asked For
Integra: knows how to operate a hot air balloon
Alucard: Sucks a Monopoly
Walter: wears dentures
Seras: has curtain lights and will literally sit on her bed for hours doing absolutely nothing else but watching them
Pip: he isn’t the type to be a dad but he would definitely be the fun uncle
Anderson: knows the Bible word for word and can recite it without any mistakes
Maxwell: has sensitive skin and is a cry baby about it
Heinkel: also has sensitive skin and doesn’t care, their hands could be drier than the Sahara Desert and they still won’t use lotion
Yumi: loves to read and write
The Major: gets hella pussy (*plays ‘cuffing season’*)
Luke: got bullied in school by the popular girl (I’m still debating on whether he liked it or not)
Jan: acts tough but as a human couldn’t hold his own, he would run his mouth but wouldn’t fight when given the chance to
The Captain: could not pick up on flirting to save his life
Zorin: has sugar babies
Dok: has a pollen allergy
Dandy Man: is part of a pyramid scheme and always trying to get more people to join
Schrödinger: can’t climb a tree and is scared of vacuum cleaners
Rip: is also scared of vacuum cleaners
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瀧野由美子 2nd写真集
https://www.amazon.co.jp/dp/4847085302/
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