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idkimnotreal · 1 year

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reasons to hate croatia nt: (yes i’m serious)

- they took out japan, a promising young team with interesting attack tactics, on penalties;

- they prevented a brazil vs. japan match, which wouldn’t really be a technical match, but would be interesting because both teams are offensive (and i was supporting japan after brazil);

- they eliminated brazil on penalties, the most talented team in this world cup, which deserved to at least see the semi-finals;

- they robbed us of argentina vs. brazil;

- they play ugly, they never win on normal time (well, they did against morocco, i guess they hate africans), football isn’t penalties, they didn’t deserve to go to the finals against france in 2018 and didn’t deserve to even reach the knockouts this year;

- they prevented morocco from getting 3rd place, the only possible redeeming thing about their loss against france, even though they’ve already been 2nd in 2018. i mean, good job on being the villain;

- weird flag, looks like tablecloth, fails to be iconic. coat of arms is also weird and lacks stars above it. (brazil has 5)

nothing personal. but to me croatia is a rival for the rest of my life. i couldn’t cheer with them today. i appreciate that they comforted our players (brazil) after we lost, but as a team, no, i don’t like croatia and i never will after this.

#fifa world cup #qatar 2022 #i hope they shrink to nothing after 2022 #where is germany???#you see what happens to those who hurt brazil #(and our friends in morocco and japan)#keep watching #superstition isn't a real thing until you have 215 million superstitious brazilians wishing for your downfall #'oh but we're so small and we always get so far'#you're aware that's more like the definition of a thorn in your thumb right?#like an annoying little kid #spoiling the adults' fun #with your whining and whatnot #congrats for being so small and stealing everyone else's fun

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