sometimes i can’t get over ed trying to work himself up to kill stede by giving himself a little pep talk like “you’re a fuckin killer bro!” blackbeard literally calls himself bro whilst psyching himself up with a quick round of the knife game and it’s so fucking funny. it truly is objectively hilarious because mate in about 5 minutes you’re gonna be crying under your boy best friend’s robe. who are you kidding. you daydream about holding his hand i know you fucking do don’t LIE. just pack it up bro you’re one step away from plucking flower petals like “stede loves me, he loves me not” put the knife down clown shoes and kiss him