#you open the door to the female one and it's just rainbow dash and hilda ogden and they're just in there | Explore Tumblr Posts and Blogs

eggmeralda · 1 year

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I constantly have an image in my head of all the blorbos I've ever had but split into separate rooms of male and female, the male one is inhumanely crowded with every fictional man I've ever had a crush on (and to make things worse some of them are still rotating) and the female one is just barren

#you open the door to the male one and hear the screams of hell #you open the door to the female one and it's just rainbow dash and hilda ogden and they're just in there #that's a lie there's enough room for all my weird childhood crushes like nib from bobinogs and 3 from numberjacks #oh and maybe pepa madrigal is there. and possibly judy poovey #either way the female room is a nice amount of people #the male one is actually horrific? no room to even move yet 2 of the guys are spinning at different rates #there's also a room for banished blorbos. you open the door and it's just the onceler #first character I've ever had a crush on that i now have absolutely 0 feelings for even if i try to force it #anyway #ramble

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