#you have created the perfect pokemon and you defile it by making it have wHEELS????
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I have now seen Koraidon (new legendary Pokemon from Pokemon Scarlet) in its Not Motorcycle and Not Bipedal form - aka its normal, natural state and
I take back everything negative I've ever said about it.
It is baby, it is perfect, I love it, I would kill for it, I am holding it so gentle in my brain
#game freak. game freak you FOOLS#you utter BUFFOONS#you have created the perfect pokemon and you defile it by making it have wHEELS????#that it doesnt even use???????#listen. *listen.* i could forgive the dewlap throat pouch thingy. totally acceptable for it to have that.#but even then why the fuck it gotta be out every time you get on its back?????#I'll accept it in its bipedal 'im gonna fight god' form because yeah bitches be using throat sacs for threat displays irl. its a vibe.#but why the absolute fuckity fuck does it need to be inflated when its just vibing or running around with a guy on its back?????#also why he curl he tail into a wheel beneat his hind legs??????????????#let my guys tail go free it aint do nothin wrong#he dont need WHEEL he got LEGGIES#let his tail whip around and wiggle when he run and jump!!!!! not be curled underneath him as if he scare!!!!!#pokeposting#a brief pause in frankenposting
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