#you FUCKERIGNSDFJ
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my cat just scared the everloving shit out of me by hiding for 15 minutes while I frantically searched the house because he was NOWHERE to be found and usually at this time of night he's bastarding it up and making all kinds of noise so i was scared shitless something happened to him AND THE MOTHERFUCKER WAS HIDING IN MY DRESSER BEHIND THE DRAWERS
i tried making food sounds i tried shaking his treat bag and there was NOT A SINGLE FUCKING PEEP
#im so mad at him#i was on the verge of tears and freaking out#that he was sick and dying somewhere and went and found a place to hide that i'd never find#i just FORGOT#that when i leave drawers OPEN#HE GOES BEHIND THERE BC ITS A FUN JUNGLE GYM#MOTHERFUCKIGNFUCIGKER#i was already feeling a little manic energy/anxiety and this just made things 1000x worse#you FUCKERIGNSDFJ#i know the second he comes out he's just gonna roll around on the floor and I'll forget how mad I was#and be like CUTE BABY#but jesus christ MY ADRENALINE DID NOT NEED THIS RIGHT NOW#real life adventures
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