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riverofrainbows · 9 months

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Things i think should be implemented for all adults immediately:

Adult sized Playgrounds. Both outside ones and indoor padded ones

Recess

Light up shoes

Getting a little gift at the doctor's. Especially invasive uncomfortable ones like downstairs ones and the dentist (and no the gift cannot be a toothbrush).

Further info on the gifts: Plushies, little toys, fidgets and stuff you can get at finance conventions are all applicable. These cannot be gendered if my gynecologist gives me a girl power lipgloss i will start murdering people i want a plushie. (not pink!). Badges for being very brave and doing an awesome job.

Getting a little gift after you submitted your taxes or when you did some official paperwork like a patch or maybe a sticker

Dinosaur bed sheets (adult sized!!!!)

Nonfiction books with textured patches in them and little flaps to reveal secret information. Because unfortunately i already know about farm animals.

No homework (this goes for kids too it's damaging)

Books about adventures that aren't about sex or depression or violence or tax evasion but also do not the feature 11 year old protagonists as middle schooler books understandably do.

Sand boxes with sand box toys and little mills you can power with sand and no i don't mean zen gardens they're awesome but not what i need

Informed consent gender affirming care and abortions and sterilisations

Museums where you can touch everything and press buttons to make things move (and no the ones that are specifically for kids get you stared at and you are expected to let the kids go first. I have the same rights a toddler has to stare at how the different sands move from button pressing position for 15 minutes and i need a space to do so)

Cool funfacts about animals and space in the newspaper

#own post #the tax evasion is a shout-out to grr martin for his spectacularly annoying ass views on what things books should contain to be “valid”#these finance conventions have the best gifts like a miniature to scale foldable measuring stick thing or a bubble maker or a little glow #in the dark keychain charm or little wood building blocks in a satchel #seriously there awesome #i am so serious about the dinosaur bedsheets i saw the most beautiful ones here on tumblr but i couldn't buy them online and it was a #severe heartbreak realising i could not purchase them in any way and have dinosaur bed sheets #and i looked it up and all the available ones are not the same concept or children's sizing and too small #yes the informed consent medical procedures belong on this list thematically #and i am so serious about the museums #also for the adventure books: i do not mean cozy fantasy i mean adventure books. cozy fantasy is aweos but not what i mean

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