I’m happy
I’m sad
I’m motivated
I’m unmotivated
I’m sick
I’m taken
I have a crush
I’m in love
I’m single
I’m brokenhearted
I want to sleep
I want to study
I want to go out
I want to stay home
I have school today
I have work today
I’m afraid of spiders
I’m afraid of being alone
I’m afraid of snakes
I’m afraid of flying
I’m afraid of failure
I’m afraid of clowns
I took chemistry classes in high school
I took math classes in high school
I took English classes in high school
I took geography classes in high school
I took biology classes in high school
I had gym in high school
I took art classes in high school
I took science classes in high school
I took history classes in high school
I took physics classes in high school
I was in the theatre after school program in high school
I had some sort of music classes in high school
I had some sort of dance classes in high school
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Bold the things you’ve never done.
I’ve never gone to Disney World.
I’ve never been out of my home country.
I’ve never kissed a stranger on the lips.
I’ve never read a book over eight hundred pages.
I’ve never painted a picture on a canvas.
I’ve never sang in front of a large crowd by myself.
I’ve never had braces.
I’ve never learned French.
I’ve never had a fight with my dad.
I’ve never updated my status through my phone.
I’ve never used Nair.
I’ve never cut my wrists.
I’ve never wanted plastic surgery.
I’ve never drank organic regular milk.
I’ve never learned Chinese.
I’ve never blew up a balloon.
I’ve never changed a baby’s diaper.
I’ve never lost my phone for good.
I’ve never lost a friend through death.
I’ve never met one of my grandparents.
I’ve never met someone with my exact name.
I’ve never dated someone with red hair.
I’ve never put on eyeliner for myself.
I’ve never took a dance class.
I’ve never tried weed.
I’ve never tried drugs.
I’ve never cooked dinner for my family.
I’ve never had anything besides my ears pierced.
I’ve never had a tattoo.
I’ve never went to the beach to tan.
I’ve never kissed anyone on the lips that was younger than me.
I’ve never dumped someone.
I’ve never stepped in something nasty barefooted.
I’ve never cheated on someone.
I’ve never waxed anything on my body.
I’ve never dyed my whole head a different color.
I’ve never kissed anyone who was above the age of seventeen.
I’ve never kissed in the rain.
I’ve never gone a day without laughing.
I’ve never got held back a grade.
I’ve never stolen anything over twenty dollars.
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Aries
Waiting until the last minute
TL;DR (too long, didn’t read)
Angry crying
4 am seamless
Big flirt
Hot yoga
“Why are you so upset? I’m over it now”
No filter
Cutting in line at the store
Skipping to the “good part”
Ignoring the speed limit
Tinder
Shoplifting
Exclamation points!!!
Bad tattoos
Caffeine addiction
Toned AF
Muay Thai
“Don’t touch me”
Breaking a bone
Spelling errors
Picking fights for no reason
Lowkey really sensitive
Skipping breakfast
7/24
Taurus
Falling asleep on the subway
Going barefoot
Using hands as utensils
Calling in sick
Materialism
Tree climbing
Cuddling
Controlling the aux
Great British baking show
“I deserve to treat myself”
Aesthetics
Spending the whole day in bed
Anything that says “natural” on it
Long-term relationships
Expensive sheets
Picnics in the park
Essential oils
Sex as exercise
Tender
Wearing the same outfit 3 days in a row
Says a controversial opinion and then “I’m not going to argue”
Calm, cool, and collected
Silk everything
5 meals a day
7/24
Gemini
Giving unqualified advice
50 different tangents
“Prove it”
Playing Devil’s advocate
Can’t keep a secret
Scamming
Carrying a book around
Arguing for fun
Always knowing the latest gossip
Adderall
Spilling guts to the Uber driver
Rationalizing emotions
Lying to be more interesting
Most active in the group chat
Anxiety
Telling the same story 10 times to perfect it
Philosophy
1000 ideas per minute
Sardonic sense of humor
Full of interesting facts
23 best friends
Internet memes
Forgot how to cry
Living a double life
4/24
Cancer
Screenshots
Same friends since high school
Sleeps with a stuffed animal
Vintage clothes
Cries when yelled at
Going home early
Nesting
Holding grudges
Mood swings
Drinking tea
Supporting others’ chaos
Social anxiety
HGTV
Super protective of loved ones
Accidental emotional manipulation
Cooking for friends
Likes animals more than humans
Meeting someone and immediately planning their whole lives together
Empathizing with film protagonists
Vivid childhood memories
“Mi casa es tu casa”
Serial monogamist
Good emotional memory
Big hugs
8/24
Leo
Mid-day outfit changes
Giving out compliments
Taking an hour to get ready
Accidentally flirting
Making friends in the Uber pool
Using a window as a mirror
Passionate emotional outbursts
Lowkey insecure
Creating drama to avoid boredom
Opening up after just meeting someone
Going to the spa
Needing to make opinions known
Large but fragile ego
Wanting recognition for your generosity
Making a scene
Pretending life is reality TV
Giving really subjective advice
Overdressed for the function
Creative genius
Social media as therapy
Trying something and being instantly good at it
Can’t take a joke
Self-care
Urge to stand out
7/24
Virgo
Over-analyzing friendships
Fact check
Knowing a little about everything
Helping people get their shit together
Very specific tastes
Fixing it or making it 10x worse
Personal projects
Health routines
Pretending to have your shit together
Repeating a task over and over until it’s perfect
On good terms with your trash exes
Stretching self too thin
Stuck in negative thought cycles
Noticing little things no one else notices
Needs to quit like 3 things
Nitpicking
Self-sacrificing
Hyperfocus
Reading 3 books at once
“Sorry for the late reply”
Functioning on 3 hours of sleep
Can’t turn brain off
Neurotic
Putting yourself last
17/24
Libra
Fomo (fear of missing out)
Saying yes to every opportunity
A little bit of suck up
Fear of being alone
Flirting with everyone but your crush
Tossing a coin to make big decisions
Easily influenced
Art films
Strong sense of right and wrong
Torn between being social and having much needed alone time
New crush every day
Going to museums
Overthinking romantic relationships
Truly admiring all your friends
Adopting others’ hobbies and mannerisms
Overdraft fees
Showing up late or not showing up at all
Avoiding conflicts at all costs
Talking about past romances on the first date
Gossipy but with good intentions
Panicking when someone raises their voice
Trying to see both sides
Unable to end a bad relationship
Pretending to hate drama
9/24
Scorpio
Resting bitch face
Keeping the right amount of secrets
Has a “hit” list (either meaning)
Needing to have control in relationships
Knowing what you want and exactly how to get it
Disappearing at parties
Morbid thoughts
Believes in “energy”
Attractive
Staring from across the room
Stalking crush’s social media
Fascination with cults
Still in an emo phase
Breaking hearts but sad about it
Trust issues
All black
Existential angst
Silently walking away from uninteresting conversations
Chaotic emotions behind a calm mask
Craving emotional intensity
“What am I gonna gain from it?”
Seeming intimidating, actually really sensitive
Friendships of utility
Loves crime
12/24
Sagittarius
Losing interest and quitting anything that doesn’t come easily
Giving opinions without being asked
No inside voice
Arguing as foreplay
Backpacking trips
Talking over people
Stating opinions as facts
Corny jokes
Took one philosophy class and is basically Nietzsche now
Always having the last word
Using big words to sound smart
Speaking more than one language
Fueled by laughter
Calling friends on their BS
Asking for advice and then not taking it
Needing to change activities every 30 minutes
Telling it like it is
Correcting people
Unwaveringly optimistic
Laugh can be heard from across the room
Talking about a book after only reading the Wikipedia synopsis
Learning a lot from travel
Periodically getting rid of all your belongings
Pulling out a party trick
9/24
Capricorn
Fear of not living up to potential
Overcommitting
Anything ‘rustic’
Favorite song is the NPR jingle
Has real, tangible goals
Repressing trauma
Always on time
Slow and steady
Minding your own business
Prefers on one hangs to group hangs
Work/life balance
Putting more money into savings than you take out
Acting 20 years older than you actually are
Is prepared for the worst-case scenario
Never asking for help
Reading for fun
Is actually normcore
Taking care of business
Taking things seriously
Motivated by stress
Minimalism
Hanging out with the same 3 people
Bashful around crush
Holding friends to high standards
9/24
Aquarius
Lowkey superstitious
Obscure music
David Lynch
Weird makeup
Self-given haircuts
Bad at flirting
Feeling like an alien
Reding conspiracy theories on the internet
Estranged from emotions
Experimental poetry
Martyr complex
Being called a free spirit
Abstract concepts
Making plans and canceling them
Intellectual superiority
A little arrogant
Loves an underdog
Using a thesaurus
Activism
Fuck the rules
Intentionally provocative
Highly ethical
Queer theory
Niche knowledge base
1/24
Pisces
Head in the clouds
Misplacing keys
Unofficially moving in with friends
Easily overwhelmed
Empathizing with plants
Existential crisis #3
Really long showers
Leaving clothes in a pile on the ground
Using fantasies as an escape
Romantic drama
Need for constant validation
Acts either 7 or 70
Incredibly active imagination
Cripplingly self-aware
Over-apologizing
In love with 10 people at once
Binge drinking
Giving good advice but can’t apply it to yourself
Secretly writes poetry
Crying in the bathroom at work
Can’t take criticism
Mind reading
#NoBoundaries
Saying something deep out of nowhere
12/24
I am most like a Virgo (my actual sign)
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You have an ex
You don’t wear glasses
You have blue/gray/green eyes
You’re pretty tall
You can drive a manual transmission car
You know how to change the oil
You know all about cars
You have a serious passion for photography
You’ve known your best friend since middle school
You’re close friends with someone since elementary school
You prefer Quiznos over Subway
You’re in a relationship
You’ve had a rebound before
You’ve been in a relationship for five years
You’ve cheated before
You’ve dated someone who was Asian
You’ve dated someone who was Hispanic
You’ve dated someone of your own ethnicity
You like to sleep a lot
You were born in winter
Your birthday is in February
You’re the oldest in your family
You have a younger sister
You have a cat
You don’t have step-parents
You often work the night shifts at your job
You can play the drums
You know a lot about flowers
You’re allergic to shellfish
You like garlic
You like a lot of cheese
You get real Christmas trees
You’ve been in a car accident before
You’ve snuck people over to your house
You’re part Hawaiian
You’re a Pisces
You have no tattoos
You have no piercings
You have brown hair
You have a Steam account
You don’t have a Twitter
You’re hardly on any networking sites
You have an XBox360
You don’t like Playstation products very much
You have relatives in Alaska and/or Hawaii
You have a Toshiba laptop
You love German Shepherds
You love Welsh Corgis
You are Republican
You are Methodist
Your room is rarely ever clean
You’ve drunk dialed someone
A nasty rumor has been spread about you
You’re in college
One of your parents was at one point enlisted in the military
You are close with your family
You like paintballing
You don’t smoke
You don’t do drugs
You have a habit of keeping things you borrowed longer than expected
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