What if transmasc Dagoth Ur was a femboy. Oh no.

Heh.

I mooned you.

Heh.

Gay bitches

cant believe that I was extremely active in the hozier fandom for 5 years and didnt realize that I was a lesbian until AFTER I left??

Isn't lesbianism a core tenet of the whole thing?

thinking about ant calling dec darling in an emotional situation

More photoshop jokes I guess

Ay Fredrick! *runs up to him and hugs* your gonna take that hug, whether you like it or not! And of course, *hugs everybody else* your welcome! *disappears into a random hole*

"Yeah. Frederick doesn't really like physical contact"

Leo: I’m so powerful that I can grab the blade of my Odachi and not feel any form of pain, but losing my brothers is a whole ‘nother fucking ballpark and I sure do hope the animators don’t do that to me in the future!

Three weeks grounded in fly jail!

All because I got blood on mother’s dress!

.......Granted, it was a dress that was still being made.

I probably shouldn’t have chased the seamstress with that freshly butchered elk head.....

But, really? Totally worth it.

I wrote "single son" instead of "only child" lmao. That's what happens when you start writing a new one-shot at midnight.

~ 🌸✨️

may

I’m in love with Eddie Kasalivich, and I have decided to make that everyone’s problem

You know you have a runner's high when your tomato face looks at the autumn leaves changing colour and is tearing up bc of the beauty of it all.

hello tumblr!!!!

I've returned!!! mostly to look at humans are weird posts and maybe a few things about a game I'm obsessed with now (the stanley parable)

idk what im doing

help

I have a door. Wait, that's not right. I am the door? No, the door is me? Why is there a door? Perhaps there never was one. A door, I mean. At least, I think that's what I mean. Maybe I mean something else entirely? Do I mean anything? What is meaning anyway? What am I doing? Doing something. Is it a good something or a bad something? Does it matter? Yes, it doesn't. That's wrong. No, it's true. True doesn't mean right, I think. Wrong. Lies are right, truth is wrong. Nothing makes sense. And sense makes nothing? No, that's not right. Wrong again, I suppose. Do I suppose? Or do I think? I think lies. But that's wrong, right? Is up down? Is dark light? Is anything even real? My head hurts. Stuff needs to stop making sense and start making nonsense. No, I don't want that. At least I don't think I do. I don't know what I think. Can I even trust myself?

Sooooo..... Hi, it's been a minute huh. I've been lurking for a while now, and not posting nor reblogging anything. (tho I rarely posted in the first place) I've been here the whole time tho! (exp most of 2020 and half of 2021) I've been saving up a lot of cool, funny, interesting, and (sometimes slightly) serious posts and that's what you're about to get! I'm about to post all my drafts until I explode! Even the drafts from way back in 2019! (I'm surprised I have no drafts from when I first joined in late 2018)

So... yeah! That's it! Enjoy my old and kinda new drafts! (p.s. I'll be editing a lot of tags on already posted blogs and reblogs soon)

Also extra news! I'm making a proper blog dedicated to my art (the better stuff) AND a mcyt fan blog with my fanart from things like Pirates smp (it'll have the cursed stuff too). My main (here) will get some art sometimes (probs wips and simple sketches), but I don't want this to be the account that you go to see my good art. I also don't wanna put my mcyt related posts or reblogs here too (no /neg reason, I just don't want to with this fandom and maybe some others too)