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ccaptain · 2 months

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@daybreakrising: 👫(give me older retired wriokae hcs sam) ( meme source. )

i. after they both retire from, respectively, the Fortress and Knight duties, they take up many hobbies to have together- but they never take up gardening, and Kaeya makes sure that their house either doesn't have a garden, or he hires a trustworthy person to triple-lock all the gardening tools in a shed as far away as possible from the house. he will adamantly refuse to let them use a particular tool. It's the only rule where he is inflexible and outright hostile about it if contested.

ii.remember that headcanon we made about them having matching glasses as their sight gets older? I'M JSUT GOING TO. Kaeya wearing gray and red rimmed glasses and Wriothesley getting a blue and silver pair and it's done on purpose because guess who bought the blue and silver pair like he still buys his husband every single piece of clothing he owns-

iii. i raise you the fact that one of their sons would be definitely named Crepus and another one could be named Thierry. i'm crying puking sobbing at this OKAY? OKAY. I'M EMOTIONAL ABOUT THESE NAMES-

iv. as i literally told you three seconds ago on Discord: they get into cooking and baking and sometimes they have to redo the Ghost scene where Wriothesley has to stand behind Kaeya and guide his hands. this happens from literally the first time they start doing things together to prevent Kaeya from burning half the kitchen ( and also on purpose to be close ) and goes on forever-

#daybreakrising #you: hehe im sending you a meme about them-#me: SCREAMING CRYING PUKING WAILING CLAWING AT THE WALLS OF MY CAGE

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