#wouldn’t be the worst thing to get thrown into the blender that is dc fanon
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In case someone out there has never encountered a goose, and is wondering if they really are that terrible, well…
…Yes. Yes they are.
#my kid took these by the way#wasn’t even fazed#which I mean kudos there because I would have been traumatized for life#just looking at it afterwards was sufficient nightmare fuel#as I was proudly shown this#just smiling and nodding and wondering wtf#sometimes you forget all your past encounters with geese and then this gets shoved in your face#you’re welcome#I did see some hyenas in a zoo catch a goose once though#they were excited little puppies for the next ten minutes as they tore that thing apart#honestly it was kind of cute in a bloody gory morbid way#time to go reread some soulmate goose of enforcement fics#those things are hilarious when you have this kind of image running through your mind the entire time#geese tw#not batfam or dc related#yet#it could be if we try hard and believe in ourselves#wouldn’t be the worst thing to get thrown into the blender that is dc fanon#I’m sure we can get some geese to fit#Damian’s got room in his heart and backyard surely
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