a really important distinction between mumbo jumbo the man and mumbo jumbo the monster is that like cc!mumbo is NOT a gamer? hes a tad nerdy but hes more of a jock. you will meet the type in filmworld occasionally and he does enjoy computer specs and such and clearly enjoys the puzzle of redstone but he got into youtube via bmx videos he has always been a jocknerd. not a geeknerd. now. c!mumbo is like the least athletic man of all time if you asked him to do a one block jump he would crumple into a sort of soggy paper ball and wither away. and he is VERY nerdy about redstone even if he's relatively specialized into machines and not farms, hes still interested in all mechanics. c!mumbo jumbo is, also, of course, very into deathpranks, as is normal for hermits. its enriching.

my dealer: got some straight gas🔥😛 this strain is called hermitcraft season 8 😳 you'll be zonked out of your gourd💯

me: yeah whatever. i don't feel shit

5 min later: dude i swear the moon is big

my buddy, mumbo k. jumbo, pacing: we have to commit to a life of wakefulness

me, scream singing while driving: HE SAYS BILL I BELIEVE THIS IS KILLING ME AS A SMILE RAN AWAY FROM HIS FACE WELL IM SURE THAT I COULD BE A MOVIE STAR IF I COULD GET OUT OF THIS PLACE

billy joel on the piano man legacy edition cover:

i know theres like. the whole queen thing rn but i do want people to know that in the US a federal judge ruled that mandated coverage for HIV PrEP is against religious freedom because they don't want to encourage "homosexual behavior"

i think the thing that bothers me the most about mcyt sibling headcanons is not really that it's only done for hetero dynamics (see: misogyny) but that siblings become shorthand for a specific type of (good, positive, idilic) relationship. siblings are simple and good and they don't have complications and the dynamic is not ever dysfunctional or multifaceted, and there's never abuse involved. this is not only boring but is just, like, not how it works at all?

(in fact, the only sibling relationship that i see fan content for that is slightly more complicated than "siblings means guy and girl who get along but are silly sometimes!" is xornoth and scott, but even then, this is because xornoth is canonically a villain. (and xornoth and scott content is one of two things typically? A. scott is The Good Sibling and xornoth is Troubled but Ultimately Good and they Care About each other tho. and B. xornoth is BAD and beyond redemption but scott is sad about it and dont worry hes not culpable at all tho!))

anyway it's crazy to me, and maybe it's because i have a really really weird and complicated sibling dynamic in my own life, but it's so deeply uncomfortable to see people conflate sibling with flat, one-dimensional good. sometimes, siblings don't like each other. sometimes they blame each other. sometimes they're violent to one another, sometimes they are codependent, sometimes they perpetuate cycles of abuse; they're all the ugly, complicated things that any relationship dynamic can be.

there's actually so much to say about this issue, but this is what is on my mind tonight.

hey guys. wither rose alliance

twitter: okay so basically brushing your teeth is like the eldest daughter ex gifted child late diagnosed adhd roman empire

tiktok: um was anyone gonna tell me that SHITTING is a symptom of post traumatic stress disorder from narc abuse?

tumblr: i want to fuck a baguette so hard it stops being french

YOURE KIDDING YOURE ACTUALLY KIDDING ME. ETHO MCC???? ETHOS GONNA BE IN MCC?????????? HELLO?

LETS GO ETHOGIRLS

martyn, painting a beautiful and sensitive portrait representing his inner turmoil: i had no idea (insert animal) was an invasive species in third life smp

rendog, painting a photorealistic creeper: they are! they’re so widespread that its almost impossible to contain, and it really hurts my heart

grian trying so fucking hard not to call them homophobic slurs because the watchers told him he’d get extra grian mush if he behaved for once in his fucking life:

[Grian and Scar in season 6 of Hermitcraft, from Grian's POV. Scar is in his Demise skin.]

Grian: Sooo...

Scar: Mhm?

Grian: You wanna go and Demise some people?

Scar: (relieved sigh) I've been dreaming of killing people. Dude! It's- it's been a dream for weeks.

Grian: That's- w- that's... worrying.

*remembers area unknown* *starts feeling sick*